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Topic: Why do people make dating ads like this?

Anonymous A started this discussion 13 years ago #26,618

Do they think that it will get them positive responses?

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 13 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #402,299

Anonymous A (OP) triple-posted this 13 years ago, 42 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #402,300

Seriously?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 6 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #402,302

@402,299 (A)
LOL'd

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #402,303

@previous (B)
lol these same people wonder why they get no responses.

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #402,304

Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #402,305

@402,303 (A)
His dick is the first thing people notice? Is he just waving it around willy nilly?

Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ double-posted this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #402,306

@402,304 (A)
> neither, both are good.

Best.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #402,307

@402,305 (Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+)
Yes, or wearing extremely tight pants.

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 13 years ago, 51 seconds later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #402,308

Everyone should tell their friends that if you use the word cunt in your, profile women will ignore you.

Cathy !TGirlYJKXM joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 51 seconds later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #402,309

@402,299 (A)
This guy doesn't sound like he believes in the old brony proverb "love and tolerance".

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 40 seconds later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #402,310

I also wouldnt talk about hitting women.

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 13 years ago, 33 seconds later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #402,311

@402,306 (Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+)
yeah, that was funny.

Anonymous A (OP) triple-posted this 13 years ago, 36 seconds later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #402,312

@402,309 (Cathy !TGirlYJKXM)
He's only tolerant of animated horses.

Anonymous A (OP) quadruple-posted this 13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #402,314

Mentions friendzone, and says dumb bitch in the same ad.

Anonymous A (OP) quintuple-posted this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #402,315

Kind of funny picture, but he mentions sluts.

Anonymous A (OP) sextuple-posted this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #402,316

Doesnt believe in abortion, doesnt brush teeth, is a brony.

Syntax joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #402,317

Great Thread...I never say that so its a real compliment.

THEY must have a lot of tyme on hands. Wood be horrid to imagine wot kind of tramp wood reply and go out with such upfront losers

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 6 minutes later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #402,319

@previous (Syntax)
You should help men make non creepy dating ads!

Cathy !TGirlYJKXM replied with this 13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 45 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #402,320

Has there ever been anyone who's Chris-chan-esque on okCupid?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 11 minutes later, 56 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #402,322

Dont say cunt! Dont say ho!

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 13 years ago, 35 seconds later, 57 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #402,323

@402,320 (Cathy !TGirlYJKXM)
I'll look for you my dear, but what sort of things would be Chris Chan like, iyo?

(Edited 5 minutes later.)

Anonymous A (OP) triple-posted this 13 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #402,324

Dont mention female purity!

Anonymous A (OP) quadruple-posted this 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #402,325

1. Male wearing skirt looking for woman
2. Hates feminists
3. Is a brony
4. Doesnt believe that humans can experience love
5. wont date
6. Invoked Godwins law

Why arent all the ladies jumping on his dick?

Green joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 27 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #402,327

Image went missing

Green double-posted this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #402,328

Green triple-posted this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #402,329

Green quadruple-posted this 13 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #402,331

@402,328 (Green)
Damlol
http://venom2204.deviantart.com/art/Daddies-farm-342867957

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 27 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #402,337

@402,327 (Green)
Not that bad

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 13 years ago, 19 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #402,338

@402,328 (Green)
Pretty bad

Anonymous A (OP) triple-posted this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #402,341

@402,331 (Green)
When daddy ties me up in the barn? wtf!

Anonymous A (OP) quadruple-posted this 13 years ago, 41 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #402,378

Probably not a good idea to write so heavily about your fetishes on a vanilla dating site. Still, I find this to be slightly arousing.

beckyderp !Hi.HILLARY joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 3 years later, 3 years after the original post[^] [v] #725,820

@previous (A)
Do you really find that arousing

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 years after the original post[^] [v] #725,821

@previous (beckyderp !Hi.HILLARY)
Why didn't you stay anon I only came here to say beckydraad

Edit: oh you're samefagging again.

(Edited 31 seconds later.)

order joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 years after the original post[^] [v] #725,822

@previous (H)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzHIxigdlgQ

(Edited 6 minutes later.)

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 years after the original post[^] [v] #725,840

@725,820 (beckyderp !Hi.HILLARY)
Slightly

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 (OP) double-posted this 10 years ago, 37 seconds later, 3 years after the original post[^] [v] #725,841

@725,821 (H)
Jokes on you, fag

buto joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 11 hours later, 3 years after the original post[^] [v] #725,933

@previous (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
most of these guys talk like you!!

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 years after the original post[^] [v] #725,935

@previous (buto)
Phfft I wish

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 years after the original post[^] [v] #725,996

Externally hosted image

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 years after the original post[^] [v] #726,026

@previous (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
YOU SUCK

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 10 years ago, 9 hours later, 3 years after the original post[^] [v] #726,127

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 10 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 years after the original post[^] [v] #726,131

@previous (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
The only problem I have with his opening is he didn't say Hello first. That's just bad manners.

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 10 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 years after the original post[^] [v] #726,133

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 10 minutes later, 3 years after the original post[^] [v] #726,134

@@previous (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
I pick B!

dw joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 31 minutes later, 3 years after the original post[^] [v] #726,135

@previous (RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx)
gay

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 10 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 years after the original post[^] [v] #726,175

@726,133 (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
I think he was just conducting a scientific survey and so you should respond honestly.
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