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Anonymous A started this discussion 13 years ago#26,595
The DNA of men holds very little variation, and we're pretty much 99.999% identical. If a lock can't tolerate a difference of .001%, would you really call it a shitty lock?
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 10 minutes later[^][v]#402,011
Isn't that metaphor supposed to be about male sluts fucking around?
HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^][v]#402,014
@previous (B)
Yes, but the metaphor is flawed by implying that a lock that has a .001% tolerance is broken.
TheSheep !kJ.A4PF7.k joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 minutes after the original post[^][v]#402,016
@previous (HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q)
I don't think you understood the metaphor, mate.
HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^][v]#402,019
@previous (TheSheep !kJ.A4PF7.k)
I do understand it completely, but scientifically it is just wrong.
TheSheep !kJ.A4PF7.k replied with this 13 years ago, 12 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[^][v]#402,022
@previous (HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q)
0.001% difference on DNA level makes quite a difference physical appearance wise. And that's where the metaphor kicks in.
Anonymous B replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[^][v]#402,024
@402,019 (HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q)
It's about a master key, that opens all locks.
HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 35 minutes after the original post[^][v]#402,025
@402,022 (TheSheep !kJ.A4PF7.k)
I painted my key and now my lock won't open! Such a great lock!
Anonymous B replied with this 13 years ago, 8 minutes later, 44 minutes after the original post[^][v]#402,029
@previous (HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q)
You do not have a master key.
HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 30 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#402,032
Anonymous B replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#402,036
@previous (HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q)
I have your mothers master key, right here in my hand
TheSheep !kJ.A4PF7.k replied with this 13 years ago, 8 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^][v]#402,112
@402,025 (HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q)
Actually, if I painted the key for the entrance door to my house, I couldn't use to open it. It's such a tight, precise fit.
HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 4 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^][v]#402,155
@previous (TheSheep !kJ.A4PF7.k)
You have to lubricate the key, and insert it slowly and gently then.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 7 hours later, 23 hours after the original post[^][v]#402,292
Sounds like someone wants to start opening his asshole up for any guy who'll have him. Good for you OP.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#402,330
> shit thread concept > not walter > pleasantly surprised > oh wait it was walter