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Topic: Your pal postmortem now works at Build a Bear Workshop

Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ started this discussion 13 years ago #26,568

They called and offered me the job about an hour ago. I start Sunday. It's been so long since I've had a proper job, I'm excited.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #401,596

That's really cool. I hope you enjoy it.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #401,597

@previous (B)
Damn you, I was about to make that joke.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #401,599

cumbeard.jpg

Lawrence joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 50 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #401,601

Jesus, you're a faggot

kook !!32zdfdzi+ joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #401,607

Thats nice do you like children?

Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 45 seconds later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #401,608

@previous (kook !!32zdfdzi+)
I like working with them, yeah.

derpy !hoovesEJmo joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 40 seconds later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #401,609

Congrats!

kook !!32zdfdzi+ replied with this 13 years ago, 30 seconds later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #401,610

@401,608 (Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+)
Good for you then! will you get a sweet employee discount?

Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #401,612

@401,609 (derpy !hoovesEJmo)
Thanks! :)

@previous (kook !!32zdfdzi+)
I believe so, I also get a lot of free bears, and some products that are employee exclusive!

Cathy !TGirlYJKXM joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #401,623

Can you get me a discount on all of my fluffy bear needs?
Congratulations! Let us know if working there is a fun job?

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Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 25 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #401,632

@previous (Cathy !TGirlYJKXM)
If you come to my store location and identify yourself to me then yeah, I can probably hook you up with a discount. I get a free bear for christmas, and my birthday!

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #401,634

@previous (Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+)
Wow! That will make your child grooming adventures so much easier. Congrats!

HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #401,635

@previous (I)
rude

Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #401,636

@401,634 (I)
I don't groom children, I'd work at Snip-its if I wanted to groom children.

Anonymous I replied with this 13 years ago, 47 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #401,638

@previous (Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+)
Okay, so you have a plan for what to do when you need to groom children.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13 years ago, 26 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #401,639

@401,635 (HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q)
What sort of bear would you build, Walter?

Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #401,640

@401,638 (I)
Sometimes children need haircuts.

squeegee joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 31 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #401,650

@previous (Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+)
What's funny is if a child walked into a hair salon and said, "dye it blue and give me cornrows," the stylist wouldn't do it despite explicit consent from the child. The stylist would laugh and ask for a parent. 

Syntax joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 45 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #401,661

Yo OP
Congrats. I hit web 2 C wot that place is and found one very close to where I live.

Always in market for unique gifts for GF's and I can see my wallet go empty a bit in near future

HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q replied with this 13 years ago, 5 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #401,765

@previous (Syntax)
How much money did you make when you invented bears in response to an offensive commment made by Alexander the Great?

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joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 4 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #401,818

@previous (HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q)
Was this around the time he was advising Julius Caesar on colonial policy?

Anonymous B replied with this 13 years ago, 11 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #401,819

@previous ()
No, that was long after he advised Alexander the Great. Before advising Julius Caesar on colonial policy, he worked for a time advising the Parthian Empire on economic and trade matters and helped invent the silk road. He gained some fame before that by inventing special mountaineering elephants for Hannibal.
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