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Topic: Atheism in America

Anonymous A started this discussion 13 years ago #26,541

You might be surprised to learn that the most dangerous group in America are the atheists. Atheists are a cult somewhat similar to satanists, but based on the idea that God does not exist. Atheism is the “official religion” of much of Europe, especially France and Germany and much of Canada.

Atheists believe that all people evolved from monkeys and rocks. They also believe that the universe was created by an explosion called a “Big Bang”. Any child knows that explosions destroy (rather than create), however I only mention this as a means to illustrate just how preposterous and unscientific the core beliefs of Atheists actually are.

Some Atheists call themselves “Intellectuals” or “Agnostics”, but all of them have something in common; specifically they do not accept Jesus Christ as their personal savior and therefore are going to Hell... but more than that they wish to drag you along with them!
You may not personally know an Atheist, but there are over 50,000 active atheists in the USA. Despite the insignificant size of this group, they are part of a well-motivated conspiracy to destabilize our values.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 24 minutes later[^] [v] #401,110

And in other news, bald is a hair colour.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #401,111

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)

Religion is about believing in dogma and you can be spiritual but not religious.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spiritual_but_not_religious
Atheism doesn't believe the spiritual exists.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #401,150

@401,110 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
of course

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 2 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #401,180

@OP
Atheists are merely a cover for the greatest threat: Reptilians.

Green joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #401,186

> hell
> eternity
So for a mistake made in a tiny amount of time, you go to a place of suffering for eternity? Can you redeem yourself there? What happens if you lose your arms and legs there? You won't be able to feel pain in them again. Isn't pain tied to the central nervous system, and connected to the physical, not spiritual, body?

!faggot joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 38 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #401,211

@previous (Green)
dumb

Green replied with this 13 years ago, 17 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #401,213

@previous (!faggot)

How so?

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 3 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #401,290

@401,186 (Green)
It made perfect sense
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