Topic: So I was eating this chick out...
Anonymous A started this discussion 13 years ago #26,517
And suddenly I taste horse semen, so I say "Oh Grandma, THAT's how you died!"
What's the best thing about a blowjob from an Ethiopian? They always swallow!
A plane is going down, there are 3 parachutes and 4 people: a priest, a mother, her child, and a fireman. The mother grabs the first parachute and jumps Before the firefighter grabs the second, the priest yells "what about the child?" The firefighter yells back "screw the kid!" The priest responds "do you think there is time?"
What's the best thing about a blowjob from an Ethiopian? They always swallow!
A plane is going down, there are 3 parachutes and 4 people: a priest, a mother, her child, and a fireman. The mother grabs the first parachute and jumps Before the firefighter grabs the second, the priest yells "what about the child?" The firefighter yells back "screw the kid!" The priest responds "do you think there is time?"
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #400,700
but ethiopians also chew.Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 6 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #400,701
Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #400,702
What happens when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?
You get kicked out of the petting zoo.
You get kicked out of the petting zoo.
Syntax joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 24 minutes later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #400,705
Q: What's the difference between your job and a dead prostitute?
A: Your job still sucks!
Q: Whats long and hard and has cum in it?
A: a cucumber
Q: How do you get a nun pregnant?
A: Dress her up as an alter boy.
A: Your job still sucks!
Q: Whats long and hard and has cum in it?
A: a cucumber
Q: How do you get a nun pregnant?
A: Dress her up as an alter boy.
Anonymous B replied with this 13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 43 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #400,706
Syntax replied with this 13 years ago, 6 minutes later, 49 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #400,707
Anonymous B replied with this 13 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #400,708
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #400,711
le reddit army xD
Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 3 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #400,749
My Dad used to tell the 3rd joke a lot.