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beckyderp !CATLDyPIBQ joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 10 minutes later[^][v]#400,583
You should follow them. Make sure you look your prettiest first.
kook !!mCVqftDha joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 minutes after the original post[^][v]#400,585
I almost had an altercation in a Gamestop once, because some dude was trying to sell me Cooking Mama.
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kook !!mCVqftDha double-posted this 13 years ago, 31 seconds later, 12 minutes after the original post[^][v]#400,587
Op, were any wearing fedoras?
HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 minutes after the original post[^][v]#400,589
@400,585 (kook !!mCVqftDha)
Oh god what. Please elaborate.
kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^][v]#400,593
@previous (HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q)
Yeah, I went in looking for some game where I could kill monsters, zombies, witches, or ghosts, and informed one of the male workers of this. He brought me Cooking Mama. I said, What in the fuck is this garbage? You could tell that he was trying to be cute. Then I said to him that my money is green, and I want to use it to blow the head off of a vampire, so dont come at me with any of this pink boxed bullshit. He was shaken and got the manager.
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[^][v]#400,596
@previous (kook !!mCVqftDha)
Gamestop has no end of idiotic policies its workers are forced to abide by. There's a depressingly real possibility that he was in some way ordered to do that.
HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q replied with this 13 years ago, 3 seconds later, 21 minutes after the original post[^][v]#400,597
@400,593 (kook !!mCVqftDha)
I would've brought Touhou out for you ;)
kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[^][v]#400,605
@400,596 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
He had this smirky look on his face, like he knew what he was doing. The manager tried to do some song and dance, and then gave me $50 store credit.
kook !!mCVqftDha double-posted this 13 years ago, 32 seconds later, 25 minutes after the original post[^][v]#400,606
@400,597 (HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q)
Thanks! Almost any game would have been less insulting.
kook !!mCVqftDha triple-posted this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 28 minutes after the original post[^][v]#400,607
At a different Gamestop I was leisurely browsing, and another male employee asked me which E puppy would be best for me. I told him to pick the dog that would fit in his anus.
HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[^][v]#400,611
@400,606 (kook !!mCVqftDha)
What a dick. damlol @previous (kook !!mCVqftDha)
Ha! @400,605 (kook !!mCVqftDha)
I bought a PSP from Gamestop a while back, and took it back the next day because the wallpaper was a nude chick fingering her vagina. I was 12 at the time. I took it to Gamestop and mom demanded an apology. Gamestop gave us about $100 in store credit as long as we kept quiet about it.
kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 13 years ago, 21 minutes later, 52 minutes after the original post[^][v]#400,625
@previous (HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q)
The standered psp, had porn on it?
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 7 minutes later, 59 minutes after the original post[^][v]#400,628
@400,611 (HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q)
so your saying your homosex?
HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q replied with this 13 years ago, 42 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#400,629
@400,625 (kook !!mCVqftDha) @previous (F)
Not really. Mom caught me with it and made me explain. She was fuming with rage! I had to tell her the truth!
HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q double-posted this 13 years ago, 22 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#400,630
@400,625 (kook !!mCVqftDha)
It was either used or refurbished.
kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 13 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#400,637
yeah you had to tell her. Did it contain anything else interesting?
HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q replied with this 13 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#400,644
@previous (kook !!mCVqftDha)
Nope. Though years later my brother, who is older than me by 5 years, took my PSP against my wishes while I was away at the youth church program, and he goes snooping through my porn collection. And what does he do, you ask? He takes it right to my mother and shows EVERYTHING I have. The little shitstain of a human goes and embarrasses me and I couldn't speak to her for a month. And yes, she took everything away for a good 6 months because mom and dad are staunch Missouri Synod Lutherans (I am ELCA and that makes things a tad bit awkward).
PS: yes, it was tranny porn.
kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 13 years ago, 19 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#400,660
@previous (HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q)
Dear god, that must have been horrible. What did they say to you? Also What's ELCA?
How old was your brother at the time? Did you get back at him?
HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q replied with this 13 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#400,667
@previous (kook !!mCVqftDha) > Dear god, that must have been horrible. What did they say to you? Also What's ELCA?
They told me to remove this filth, and that I was to be grounded from all technology for three months. ELCA means Evangelical Lutheran Church of America. They are known for their support of gay rights and for being more progressive than Missouri Synod. I am still technically part of the religion as I never formally quit, even though I am an atheist that is fascinated by the Asatru religion. > How old was your brother at the time? Did you get back at him?
He was 19 at the time. I was 14 when it happened. No, but I wanted to. This was before he went psychotic and almost killed himself and the family. We would've certainly died had mom not woken up and freaked out over the sound of the carbon monoxide detector, which is normally broken and tends toward false positives. He had a freaking charcoal grill set up upstairs where the bedrooms are. He would threaten to burn the house down and go on school shootings.
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Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 15 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#400,673
@400,644 (HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q)
Walter give up on tranny porn and go full hard on gay. Are you ready to put your dick in shit? Boobs all plastic like moms tupperware container.
Tranny as real as a blow up doll. Phony flesh not for you. Find a real dude to do you.
HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q replied with this 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#400,675
@previous (G)
I am not gay though. I just can't find the male gender to be erotic. Women are attractive to me but a tranny is just special.
Anonymous G replied with this 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#400,676
I admit dumb on this so explain please. The dude dresses up as woman. Man made woman has man package.
So would it work for you if a dude put on a wig and dress? Does this costume make him a she?
HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#400,678
@previous (G)
Nope, but the few that are completely passable are fine by me. Though I do love it when they get a threesome going with a man and woman with the shemale in between.
Correction: my brother found my extensive futanari-on-female hentai collection. And all my bookmarks. And the history which was full of /d/ pages.
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Anonymous G replied with this 13 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#400,679
@previous (HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q)
Your parents are now prepared for the day you fall in love with a tranny. More and more states where you can marry him-her.
You saved them the shock. I am not saying you will, yet its entirely possible.
HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q replied with this 13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#400,681
@previous (G)
I wouldn't want to marry one after reading the stuff in the /lgbt/ thread.
Anonymous G replied with this 13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#400,684
@previous (HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q)
Not about to look in there. Examples please. Text only please, or I will gag.
kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 13 years ago, 18 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#400,685
@400,667 (HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q)
Whoa. Tell us more about your brother.
kook !!mCVqftDha double-posted this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#400,686
HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q replied with this 13 years ago, 6 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^][v]#400,717
@400,685 (kook !!mCVqftDha)
He was constantly going in and out of psychiatric treatment. He is paranoid and has schizophrenia and bipolar disorder. About 4 years ago, he tried to kill himself again, by swallowing many pills and leaving the Dodge running in the garage. A while back, he tried living on his own and got evicted after 7 months for various health violations.
i see replied with this 13 years ago, 38 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^][v]#400,723
kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 13 years ago, 3 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^][v]#400,756
@400,717 (HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q)
Did he ever hurt anyone?
HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q replied with this 13 years ago, 4 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[^][v]#400,888
@previous (kook !!mCVqftDha)
he threatened to beat me to death and came running after me. I pulled a knife out and told him to back off before I stab you. he was prone to having these violent, nigger-like fits of rage.
kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^][v]#400,901
@previous (HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q)
whoa. Is he currently homeless?
HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q replied with this 13 years ago, 6 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^][v]#400,911
@previous (kook !!mCVqftDha)
No, he lives here. He is getting a lot better. I can't hate him because I know it's not his fault.