Topic: OMG I'm panicking.
Anonymous A started this discussion 13 years ago #26,452
Okay, so I used to smoke, but recently I switched to snus to keep from smelling like an astray and maintaining some degree of social acceptability.
Now I have a hard white sore on the roof of my mouth. I'm totally freaking out here. WebMD says it's probably not cancer, since it it painful, but it's really hard to the touch and really fucking white. Much more so than your typical canker sore.
Am I gonna die? Or worse, need a facial prosthesis?
Now I have a hard white sore on the roof of my mouth. I'm totally freaking out here. WebMD says it's probably not cancer, since it it painful, but it's really hard to the touch and really fucking white. Much more so than your typical canker sore.
Am I gonna die? Or worse, need a facial prosthesis?
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!KThEOwLwbU joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #399,409
You'll need a head amputation before it spreads. Hurry!
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #399,411
The reptilians have laid eggs inside your body to incubate their young. You are a sacred vessel. You should feel blessed.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 7 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #399,415
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #399,483
@previous (A)
> implying that the reptilians don't surgically alter their cocks to be indistinguishable from a human cock
How do you think they've established themselves so strongly within the Republican party and the Vatican?
> implying that the reptilians don't surgically alter their cocks to be indistinguishable from a human cock
How do you think they've established themselves so strongly within the Republican party and the Vatican?
Meta !PARAdoxiHw joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #399,486
@OP
I would keep an eye on it for a few weeks. If it does not improve, then you should see a doctor. Relax, though. It will not be immediately fatal.
I would keep an eye on it for a few weeks. If it does not improve, then you should see a doctor. Relax, though. It will not be immediately fatal.
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #399,490
@399,415 (A)Cock you sucked, shot off reptilian spunk. Incubated for years & soon a alien reptile will pop out of zit in mouth.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 17 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #399,856
ducky joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 2 hours later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #399,878
@399,486 (Meta !PARAdoxiHw)
why wait weeks? why not just go to the doctor instead of proclaiming ones panic
on minichan? today?
why wait weeks? why not just go to the doctor instead of proclaiming ones panic
on minichan? today?