Minichan

Topic: I have found a solution to my cake paradox.

Green started this discussion 13 years ago #26,414

I bought a few of these shortcakes. At the end of the day, I will cut off a tiny bit and eat it. Then store the rest in an air tight container. If I moderate my cake, every will be A OKake!

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 9 minutes later[^] [v] #398,888

OH Ben. Better not to buy cakes in the first place.

Green (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #398,897

@previous (B)
I'm allowed to treat myself.

doctor dreamworks md !jdTkvovFCQ joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #398,915

eat with moderation

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 4 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #398,954

@previous (doctor dreamworks md !jdTkvovFCQ)
fuck with passion

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 13 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #398,955

If only we could find a solution to postmortems cupcake paradox.

doctor dreamworks md !jdTkvovFCQ replied with this 13 years ago, 5 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #398,989

@398,954 (D)
Is that a thing? Do people fuck cake?

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #399,472

Carrot cake solves all cake paradoxes.

Not chocolate, not vanilla, not carnivorous, but with outrageously delicious non-vegan cream cheese frosting just to deprive those self-important food cripples. Fuck, it even gives raisins a reason to exist.

It may as well be the God of cakeland. There, I said it.

(Edited 43 seconds later.)

:

Please familiarise yourself with the rules and markup syntax before posting.