Topic: oh yeah, becky, in answer to your question, 'yes'

squeegee started this discussion 13 years ago #26,411

Yes I do have a big penis, but it's my balls that are really spectacular. Big as walnuts.

beckyderp !CATLDyPIBQ joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 18 minutes later[^] [v] #398,807

Thanks.

squeegee (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 7 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #398,809

You bet

squeegee (OP) double-posted this 13 years ago, 21 minutes later, 46 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #398,814

Hey becky, may I ask you a question?

beckyderp !CATLDyPIBQ replied with this 13 years ago, 19 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #398,817

@previous (squeegee)
Sure.

squeegee (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #398,834

@previous (beckyderp !CATLDyPIBQ)
Do you have a big vagina?

beckyderp !CATLDyPIBQ replied with this 13 years ago, 9 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #398,837

@previous (squeegee)
I've never measured it.

squeegee (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #398,839

@previous (beckyderp !CATLDyPIBQ)
What's stopping you?

Meta !PARAdoxiHw joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #398,840

@398,837 (beckyderp !CATLDyPIBQ)
@previous (squeegee)
I just had an idea: I'm going to patent a dildo with a ruler printed on it so women can measure themselves easier!

squeegee (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #398,843

@previous (Meta !PARAdoxiHw)
How about a condom with a ruler on it so men can measure their women.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 22 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #398,851

@previous (squeegee)
because a vagina is deeper than a penis is long.

Anonymous D double-posted this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #398,852

@398,840 (Meta !PARAdoxiHw)
those would be exclusively used by men measuring their own colons.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #398,853

@398,851 (D)
False.

Anonymous D replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #398,854

@previous (E)
True. Otherwise, how could anyone possibly go balls deep?

Anonymous E replied with this 13 years ago, 58 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #398,855

@previous (D)
Not all penises are shorter than vaginas are deep.

Anonymous D replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #398,856

@previous (E)
Most are. In fact isn't the average like five inches, lol?

squeegee (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 31 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #398,857

@398,851 (D)

> because a vagina is deeper than a penis is long.

Maybe your penis. I've bottomed out on a few cervixes in my time.

Edit: I will add that girls don't like having their cervix pummelled.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Anonymous D replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #398,858

@previous (squeegee)
lol So most penises are five inches, but your isn't so that should matter to us? lol Also, you'd be able to get much less of a dildo into a woman than a penis, because dildoes have no give.

squeegee (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #398,859

@previous (D)
I'm merely pointing out that your blanket generalization doesn't even hold water in this small group so it certainly doesn't apply to everyone in the world which is what you implied.

Anonymous D replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #398,861

@previous (squeegee)
Most people dont have penises big enough to hit the cervix. that's a fact. Also, no one but other men would any bother treasuring such things.

squeegee (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #398,863

@previous (D)
Tell that to all the women with 8" dildos.

Anonymous D replied with this 13 years ago, 10 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #398,864

@previous (squeegee)
Wait, if vaginas are that shallow, than why should those things exist?

squeegee (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #398,866

@previous (D)
Not all vaginas are that shallow. Why do you keep insisting dicks and pussies are one size fits all? There's lots of shapes and sizes.

(Edited 34 seconds later.)

Anonymous E replied with this 13 years ago, 10 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #398,869

@398,864 (D)
You'd need something to hold on to, wouldn you?

Anonymous D replied with this 13 years ago, 11 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #398,874

@previous (E)
That doesnt even count the base.

Syntax joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 2 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #398,906

@398,857 (squeegee)
100% Agree. I R only +.2 inches over published average size so it ain't like porn monster. Never met a gal who cared for the crash in2 cervix. Some positions take more care to avoid the bottom out.

One GF one, of the only 2 who dumped me - She said I was most puuuuufect cause she had a tilted Uteri (tilt?) but apparently not so puuuuuufect cause the instant I showed a sign of not being her soon 2b husband with a have kids quick plan - She was out of my life in an instant nor did I heal from that crash for about 6 months.

A StRawberry Blonde - 4 sum reason that hair colour has created more problems 4 me then anyother (not true of one current GF)

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 2 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #398,949

Like this @op?

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