Topic: All of my pants end up with a hole in the crotch.
Anonymous A started this discussion 13 years ago #26,385
Fuck.
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #398,469
Is your crotch trying to escape?
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #398,470
same here
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 46 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #398,473
Anonymous B replied with this 13 years ago, 52 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #398,475
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 52 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #398,476
I think it has more to do with the length of your stride than your crotch. I have the same problem, and I have a much longer stride than most people, and I'm pretty sure the extra tension on the seam is what wears out the crotch of the jeans. I can wear a pair of jeans 6 months to a year before they're pretty much ruined.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #398,477
@previous (D)
I think I do have an unusually long stride for a person of my height. This makes sense.
@398,475 (B)
Go on...
I think I do have an unusually long stride for a person of my height. This makes sense.
@398,475 (B)
Go on...
Anonymous B replied with this 13 years ago, 11 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #398,484
@previous (A)
Thats when people get holes in the crotches of their scrub pants lol. Also, when a penis or testicles falls out of someones underwear,I call that "side action".
Thats when people get holes in the crotches of their scrub pants lol. Also, when a penis or testicles falls out of someones underwear,I call that "side action".
Born this Way !cPIZZADayc joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #398,488
crotch blowout
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 19 minutes later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #398,496
Anonymous B replied with this 13 years ago, 10 minutes later, 51 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #398,499
Meta !PARAdoxiHw joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 56 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #398,500
I never have had this problem with pants.
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #398,502
this is why i dont wear pants
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #398,503
Your pants are too tight.
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #398,505
strange, i usually end up with a hole over my butthole
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 17 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #398,509
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 49 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #398,510
fat thighs grossbag
Anonymous B replied with this 13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #398,513
@398,509 (A)
Peoples penises fall out of their shorts or briefs frequently. Also, they'll sometimes pull them out. I see this a lot when people make sleepy snack runs, while wearing boxer, or gym shorts.
Peoples penises fall out of their shorts or briefs frequently. Also, they'll sometimes pull them out. I see this a lot when people make sleepy snack runs, while wearing boxer, or gym shorts.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #398,516
Meta !PARAdoxiHw replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #398,521
Anonymous B replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #398,522
@398,516 (A)
I dont know. Some of this comes from other people dressing them, but most of the time, it's just user error. Also I've seen shorts get twisted and such. Many of these people are recovering from a surgery, or on meds, so I guess that contributes.
I dont know. Some of this comes from other people dressing them, but most of the time, it's just user error. Also I've seen shorts get twisted and such. Many of these people are recovering from a surgery, or on meds, so I guess that contributes.
Anonymous B double-posted this 13 years ago, 15 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #398,523
Meta !PARAdoxiHw replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #398,525
@previous (B)In the boxer shorts section of the 1975 Sears catalog, a model's penis was supposedly showing (Sears said it was an artifact of the photo developing process).
http://www.snopes.com/business/hidden/sears.asp
This was kind of a big deal in the 1970s, apparently.
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Anonymous B replied with this 13 years ago, 18 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #398,543
Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #398,889
If that's a cock, it's about 9 inches flaccid. Less than 1% of all penises in the wild measure up. So its probably not.
Meta !PARAdoxiHw replied with this 13 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #398,908
Anonymous H replied with this 13 years ago, 2 days later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #399,658
@398,513 (B)
> Peoples penises fall out of their shorts or briefs frequently. Also, they'll sometimes pull them out. I see this a lot when people make sleepy snack runs, while wearing boxer, or gym shorts.
I was in the Iraq war and mine got shot off this way. Boxer shorts, then holes in my pants, dick hanging out. A sniper shot them off.
> Peoples penises fall out of their shorts or briefs frequently. Also, they'll sometimes pull them out. I see this a lot when people make sleepy snack runs, while wearing boxer, or gym shorts.
I was in the Iraq war and mine got shot off this way. Boxer shorts, then holes in my pants, dick hanging out. A sniper shot them off.
Anonymous B replied with this 13 years ago, 52 seconds later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #399,659
beckyderp !CATLDyPIBQ (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #399,661
Anonymous B replied with this 13 years ago, 9 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #399,667
Anonymous H replied with this 13 years ago, 32 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #399,696
@399,659 (B)
It just flopped out when I was running. I stopped to catch my breath and a sniper came.
It just flopped out when I was running. I stopped to catch my breath and a sniper came.
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