Topic: How do I get my semen to stop smelling like bleach?
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU started this discussion 15 years ago #2,633
It's really pungent. Serious replies only.
sim !!rIot3hmo2 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #48,649
Derailment of thread started.Nega !.Y4iB6KrDo joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #48,652
Do you plan to get laid in the new future?Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 9 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #48,653
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 42 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #48,654
SQUARED :3 !L.....AlN. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 55 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #48,656
Stop smoking (If you do, obviously :3).Drink lost of water.
Eat fruit.
And more water.
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sim !!rIot3hmo2 replied with this 15 years ago, 36 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #48,659
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@previous (Falco !PZmcClOUDk)
Removed reporting privileges for a week due to report function abuse.
@previous (Falco !PZmcClOUDk)
Removed reporting privileges for a week due to report function abuse.
SQUARED :3 !L.....AlN. replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #48,661
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Falco !PZmcClOUDk replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #48,663
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reported for frivolous removal of reporting privileges for a week due to report function abuse.
reported for frivolous removal of reporting privileges for a week due to report function abuse.
Falco !PZmcClOUDk double-posted this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #48,665
sim !!rIot3hmo2 replied with this 15 years ago, 8 seconds later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #48,666
SQUARED :3 !L.....AlN. replied with this 15 years ago, 53 seconds later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #48,667
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 25 seconds later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #48,668
@Everyone
Reported for derailing a perfectly serious and legitimate thread.
Reported for derailing a perfectly serious and legitimate thread.
sim !!rIot3hmo2 replied with this 15 years ago, 41 seconds later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #48,669
sim !!rIot3hmo2 double-posted this 15 years ago, 16 seconds later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #48,670
Falco !PZmcClOUDk replied with this 15 years ago, 3 seconds later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #48,671
Nega !.Y4iB6KrDo replied with this 15 years ago, 20 minutes later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #48,693
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 37 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #48,728
Stop drinking bleach.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #48,730
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 56 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #48,733
Use it to clean your clothes.
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Anonymous F replied with this 15 years ago, 14 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #48,734
sim !!hXKXHhLro replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #48,736
Leonidas !nBpim1wazU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #48,737
Your sperm count is too low, that's why. You need to recycle your navy to get your count back up. I suppose you could eat egg yolks instead, but recycling your navy works too and keeps your cholesterol count low unlike eggs that have around 50% of your daily cholesterol per yoke.