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Topic: I give up. You haters have won!

green started this discussion 13 years ago #26,327

I have bought a cake. I am going to stuff my fat fucking gob with it. I have tried hard to lose weight. But you judgmental fucks. Don't try to talk me out of it. I will eat the cake. I hope you're proud of yourselves.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #397,452

green even if you binge today, you can get back on track tomorrow! Dont let angry anons get you down, because they dont deserve that type of attention.

Meta !PARAdoxiHw joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 24 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #397,453

1) We're not judgmental.
2) It's your life, man.

TheSheep !kJ.A4PF7.k joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 56 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #397,454

Wtf?

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #397,455

@397,453 (Meta !PARAdoxiHw)
THIS

green (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #397,456

I might piss on the cake so I won't eat it.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 28 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #397,457

Dude, nobody here has even called you fat recently. Not more than like once or twice, maybe, anyway.

Meta !PARAdoxiHw replied with this 13 years ago, 7 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #397,462

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
This. I too have not seen it in weeks.
@397,456 (green)
What the hell is wrong with you?

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #397,465

you're a fucking morae

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 48 seconds later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #397,466

Attention seekers seek attention.

green (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 49 seconds later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #397,468

I got rid of the cake. I am sorry. I can't even drink alcohol anymore because it has too many calories in it.

Meta !PARAdoxiHw replied with this 13 years ago, 48 seconds later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #397,470

1. Buy a cake
2. Throw it away
3. ??????
PROFIT

(Edited 51 seconds later.)

green (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #397,471

@previous (Meta !PARAdoxiHw)

It has been a valuable experience for me. The cake was a mistake.

Meta !PARAdoxiHw replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #397,473

@previous (green)
> It has been a valuable experience for me.
Buying food and throwing it in the trash?

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #397,475

Holy shit no one cares about your weight @OP we're tired of your retarded attention whoring

green (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #397,476

@397,473 (Meta !PARAdoxiHw)

That's what I pretty much do all the time.

Meta !PARAdoxiHw replied with this 13 years ago, 38 seconds later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #397,477

@previous (green)
For fuck's sake, WHY?!

Syntax joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 25 seconds later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #397,478

@OP

Green I just gotta ask ya. England .....Dole......It must be enough for you to be able to buy cake and then toss it out?

We in USA call it welfare n I No eye can go to Google n look up Queens subjects on Welfare or Dole n find out for self but super super super busy with work today.

green (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #397,481

@397,477 (Meta !PARAdoxiHw)

It is only done to junk food. It is usually heavily reduced as well, but I take a bite and then pour bleach on it so that I won't eat it because I am trying to lose weight.

Meta !PARAdoxiHw replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #397,482

@previous (green)
Honestly, if you use your welfare money to buy food and then pour bleach all over it, then you don't deserve the money or the food in my opinion.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 42 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #397,485

@397,473 (Meta !PARAdoxiHw)
In terms of economics, it's the complete opposite of value!

@397,476 (green)
:-/

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx double-posted this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 44 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #397,487

@397,481 (green)
Your tax money at work, England.

Syntax replied with this 13 years ago, 7 minutes later, 52 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #397,496

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
CNN implies the Queen is not doing so well at momento.

This may mean a real expensive party at tax payers expense. Horses to draw carriage and all those people hired to clean up the horse droppings.

Green burning up his dole money takes away from wot can be spent on party to replace Queen.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #397,511

@previous (Syntax)
Thank you, markov generator. Your vaguely related trivia is as good as ever.

Anonymous H replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #397,514

@397,496 (Syntax)
She has got the shits. No engagements where there isn't a readily available loo. lol

Anonymous H double-posted this 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #397,522

@previous (H)

Syntax replied with this 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #397,529

@previous (H)
lol
10/10

Meta !PARAdoxiHw replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #397,530

@397,496 (Syntax)
What brand of bleach does the Queen pour on her food?

Cathy !TGirlYJKXM joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #397,533

One cake won't kill you today.
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