Topic: Do NOT open this thread
Anonymous A started this discussion 13 years ago #26,302
fuck you faggot
fluffy nigger joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 10 minutes later[^] [v] #397,182
What the fuck did you just fucking say to me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #397,183
like seriously fuck off you peice of fucking hosrshit. kill yourself in real life. do you even know who I am =? I'm motherfucking john fucking cena. I'll rip your fucking balls of with my sctotuds and feed them yto you through you asshole fuck youtr fucking dick ride my penis thanks
Syntax joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #397,185
I did not open this thread
This is the truth the whole truth and nutin but the truth.
This is the truth the whole truth and nutin but the truth.
Cathy !TGirlYJKXM joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 41 seconds later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #397,186
Syntax replied with this 13 years ago, 15 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #397,189
fluffy nigger replied with this 13 years ago, 13 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #397,335
@397,186 (Cathy !TGirlYJKXM)
There are two men sitting at a table (not by choice). Nothing in the background is visible. Just two men, their chairs, and a table. A mysterious power presents them with one banana each. A voice from nowhere orders the two men to eat the bananas while looking each other in the eye. If they break eye contact, they will be torn into puzzle pieces.
Feeling awkward, the men proceed to eat bananas while looking at each other. After what seemed like hours, they finished. The air around them swirls into a vicious tornado, engulfing the table. The man then realizes that there was never another person, and instead, he was looking into a mirror. He had never seen his reflection before, because he was born in a solid concrete room and never left it for any point in his life up until the table/banana incident.
The mirror shattered into tiny pieces. The pieces turned into leeches, which proceeded to suck on the man's face. "Robin Williams is a shitty actor!" the man cried. Suddenly, hundreds of long red worms spurted out of his nostrils. After exiting, they twisted around one another and formed a rope. "Climb," the mysterious voice told the man.
The rope went to nowhere, but the man climbed anyway. The rope eventually disintegrated, and he fell into an endless pit. "Well, this sucks."
Then he woke up, and realized he was lying on his couch the whole time, and none of this ever happened.
There are two men sitting at a table (not by choice). Nothing in the background is visible. Just two men, their chairs, and a table. A mysterious power presents them with one banana each. A voice from nowhere orders the two men to eat the bananas while looking each other in the eye. If they break eye contact, they will be torn into puzzle pieces.
Feeling awkward, the men proceed to eat bananas while looking at each other. After what seemed like hours, they finished. The air around them swirls into a vicious tornado, engulfing the table. The man then realizes that there was never another person, and instead, he was looking into a mirror. He had never seen his reflection before, because he was born in a solid concrete room and never left it for any point in his life up until the table/banana incident.
The mirror shattered into tiny pieces. The pieces turned into leeches, which proceeded to suck on the man's face. "Robin Williams is a shitty actor!" the man cried. Suddenly, hundreds of long red worms spurted out of his nostrils. After exiting, they twisted around one another and formed a rope. "Climb," the mysterious voice told the man.
The rope went to nowhere, but the man climbed anyway. The rope eventually disintegrated, and he fell into an endless pit. "Well, this sucks."
Then he woke up, and realized he was lying on his couch the whole time, and none of this ever happened.
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #397,343
!KThEOwLwbU joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 14 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #397,415
@previous (F)
> 5 Cuils: You ask for a hamburger, I give you a hamburger. You raise it to your lips and take a bite. Your eye twitches involuntarily. Across the street a father of three falls down the stairs. You swallow and look down at the hamburger in your hands. I give you a hamburger. You swallow and look down at the hamburger in your hands. You cannot swallow. There are children at the top of the stairs. A pickle shifts uneasily under the bun. I give you a hamburger. You look at my face, and I am pleading with you. The children are crying now. You raise the hamburger to your lips, tears stream down your face as you take a bite. I give you a hamburger. You are on your knees. You plead with me to go across the street. I hear only children's laughter. I give you a hamburger. You are screaming as you fall down the stairs. I am your child. You cannot see anything. You take a bite of the hamburger. The concrete rushes up to meet you. You awake with a start in your own bed. Your eye twitches involuntarily. I give you a hamburger. As you kill me, I do not make a sound. I give you a hamburger.
I think I wrote this one lol
> 5 Cuils: You ask for a hamburger, I give you a hamburger. You raise it to your lips and take a bite. Your eye twitches involuntarily. Across the street a father of three falls down the stairs. You swallow and look down at the hamburger in your hands. I give you a hamburger. You swallow and look down at the hamburger in your hands. You cannot swallow. There are children at the top of the stairs. A pickle shifts uneasily under the bun. I give you a hamburger. You look at my face, and I am pleading with you. The children are crying now. You raise the hamburger to your lips, tears stream down your face as you take a bite. I give you a hamburger. You are on your knees. You plead with me to go across the street. I hear only children's laughter. I give you a hamburger. You are screaming as you fall down the stairs. I am your child. You cannot see anything. You take a bite of the hamburger. The concrete rushes up to meet you. You awake with a start in your own bed. Your eye twitches involuntarily. I give you a hamburger. As you kill me, I do not make a sound. I give you a hamburger.
I think I wrote this one lol