Topic: How does birth control prevent abortions?

Anonymous A started this discussion 13 years ago #26,298

I don't understand this concept.

Meta !PARAdoxiHw joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 4 minutes later[^] [v] #397,129

It's simple: if you wear a condom, and a child is never conceived, it cannot be aborted.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #397,131

@previous (Meta !PARAdoxiHw)
I see, but shouldn't we outlaw condoms, and make all out of wedlock sex illegal?

Syntax joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #397,132

@previous (A)
Dogs and Cats need not be wed.

Illegal out of wedlock sex would work as well as asking dogs and cats to stop having sex.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #397,133

@previous (Syntax)
Dogs and cats don't go to hell for filthy, decadent fornicating.

Syntax replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #397,135

@previous (A)
Nor do people. In fact the Jewish Orthodox do not believe in Heaven or Hell.

Meta !PARAdoxiHw replied with this 13 years ago, 6 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #397,138

@397,131 (A)
Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great, if a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate...

Syntax replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #397,174

@previous (Meta !PARAdoxiHw)

There are Jews in the world there are Buddhists There are Hindus and Mormons, and then There are those that follow Mohammed, but I've never been one of them
I'm a Roman Catholic And have been since before I was born And the one thing they say about Catholics is They'll take you as soon as you're warm
You don't have to be a six-footer You don't have to have a great brain You don't have to have any clothes on you're A Catholic the moment Dad came
Because every sperm is sacred Every sperm is great If a sperm is wasted God gets quite irate
Every sperm is sacred Every sperm is great If a sperm is wasted God gets quite irate
Let the heathen spill theirs On the dusty ground God shall make them pay for Each sperm that can't be found
Every sperm is wanted Every sperm is good Every sperm is needed In your neighborhood
Hindu, Taoist, Mormon Spill theirs just anywhere But God loves those who treat their Semen with more care
Every sperm is sacred Every sperm is great If a sperm is wasted God get quite irate
Every sperm is sacred Every sperm is good Every sperm is needed In your neighborhood
Every sperm is useful Every sperm is fine God needs everybody's Mine and mine and mine
Let the pagan spill theirs Over mountain, hill, and plain God shall strike them down for Each sperm that's spilt in vain
Every sperm is sacred Every sperm is good Every sperm is needed In your neighborhood
Every sperm is sacred Every sperm is great If a sperm is wasted God gets quite irate

fluffy nigger joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 24 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #397,177

autistic thread is autistic

green joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #397,179

@397,133 (A)

> hell

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 2 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #397,193

If we murdered all women we could prevent abortions.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 36 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #397,199

@397,174 (Syntax)
This must be why so many Catholics swallow. Sperm being sacred and whatnot.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 2 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #397,212

@397,193 (F)
If we murdered all women, we could just sex kids, am I right?

Anonymous F replied with this 13 years ago, 8 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #397,327

@previous (A)
> using sex as a verb
lol grade 6 is difficult, study hard!

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #397,330

@previous (F)
I was never allowed to attend sex ed, because its a wicked an ungodly institution.

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 13 years ago, 13 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #397,337

@397,193 (F)
This is what Jesus would do.

Minichan