Topic: So the ex-girlfriend texts me at 5 in the morning
Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 started this discussion 15 years ago #2,620
"Why am I up?"
I think the better question would be "Why am I the first person you text when you can't sleep at night?"
Especially considering that she's living with her new boyfriend now. Hmmm. I didn't text that though, because I'm not trying to start anything. I'm not even touching this. She's just dying for attention.
I think the better question would be "Why am I the first person you text when you can't sleep at night?"
Especially considering that she's living with her new boyfriend now. Hmmm. I didn't text that though, because I'm not trying to start anything. I'm not even touching this. She's just dying for attention.
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Nega !34Kas0OdzM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later[^] [v] #48,456
I'd have told her that little girls need their sleep and gone to bed myself.
/asshat
/asshat
Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #48,458
@previous (Nega !34Kas0OdzM)
Well the only reason I was up is because I wasn't feeling well and went to bed around 9, and consequently woke up around 3:30. I would have texted something like that, but like I said, just not trying to start anything. I'm just gonna read my Kindle and try to forget about it.
Well the only reason I was up is because I wasn't feeling well and went to bed around 9, and consequently woke up around 3:30. I would have texted something like that, but like I said, just not trying to start anything. I'm just gonna read my Kindle and try to forget about it.
TheSheep !kJ.A4PF7.k joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #48,460
"while you're up, can you bring me some apple juice, you know how thirsty I get when I eat bacon for dinner"
That's what I would have said...
That's what I would have said...
Meowth joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #48,478
I don't appreciate being used like that.
Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #48,479
Meowth replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #48,483
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #48,486
@OP
Next time she does this shit here is your reply: "Hey! I'm too busy plowing the mound of some random slut so stop testing me forever you filthy cunt."
The message is subtle but she will understand. This is the only thing to be said to her. Do it for your own good.
Next time she does this shit here is your reply: "Hey! I'm too busy plowing the mound of some random slut so stop testing me forever you filthy cunt."
The message is subtle but she will understand. This is the only thing to be said to her. Do it for your own good.
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Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #48,487
@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
I think I will say something along those lines next time. I just wish it were true.
I think I will say something along those lines next time. I just wish it were true.
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #48,488
@previous (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
As long as YOU believe in it then it will be true. Confidence is the best cover for any lie.
As long as YOU believe in it then it will be true. Confidence is the best cover for any lie.
jump !VIfloDyEYo joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 15 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #48,493
@48,487 (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
You should aak her boyfriend why she is texting at 5AM.
This can be accomplished by asking her on facebook why she is texting you at 5AM.
You should aak her boyfriend why she is texting at 5AM.
This can be accomplished by asking her on facebook why she is texting you at 5AM.
Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #48,554
@previous (jump !VIfloDyEYo)
I'm trying to keep it civil, but if push came to shove I could destroy them.
I think I was telling Eels about this but didn't mention it here, but he begged her to take him back and wrote up a contract saying that if they broke up again, he would move out and get out of her hair. At the time, she didn't see it as a bad idea to start a relationship with a contract, nor did she have the foresight to think that such a contract could possibly be used against her. Now I'm just sitting back and watching the faggotry. All I have to do is piss him off enough to break up with her and she'll suddenly find that her rent just doubled.
I'm trying to keep it civil, but if push came to shove I could destroy them.
I think I was telling Eels about this but didn't mention it here, but he begged her to take him back and wrote up a contract saying that if they broke up again, he would move out and get out of her hair. At the time, she didn't see it as a bad idea to start a relationship with a contract, nor did she have the foresight to think that such a contract could possibly be used against her. Now I'm just sitting back and watching the faggotry. All I have to do is piss him off enough to break up with her and she'll suddenly find that her rent just doubled.
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Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 16 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #48,557
She isn't even worth friend status, just get rid of her.
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #48,596
What an odd relationship. I agree, it is best not to respond to the text message to avoid stirring up drama.
Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 47 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #48,624
She sounds clingy as hell...
sim !!hXKXHhLro joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #48,626
> ex
Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #48,731
Seeing as you update us all everytime she so much as sneezes, it seems you are still hung up on her, broseph.
The only way in those circumstances is to cut off all contact with. Hell, change your number too.
She has you dancing like a fucking puppet right now.
The only way in those circumstances is to cut off all contact with. Hell, change your number too.
She has you dancing like a fucking puppet right now.
Leonidas !nBpim1wazU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #48,823
You should get her teen pregnant.
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Leonidas !nBpim1wazU replied with this 15 years ago, 33 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #48,843
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #48,845
@previous (Leonidas !nBpim1wazU)
I never go anonymous when I insult you. Stop making wild accusations, you fucking werido.
I never go anonymous when I insult you. Stop making wild accusations, you fucking werido.
Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #48,848
Leonidas !nBpim1wazU replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #48,854
@48,845 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
You're always thinking I'm serious when I'm not. But then a lot of other people are like that too here. I'm thinking of leaving to go to http://robert.ismouton.org/bumps which is basically Minichan (depressed people and trolls) but people treat each other respectfully there.
You're always thinking I'm serious when I'm not. But then a lot of other people are like that too here. I'm thinking of leaving to go to http://robert.ismouton.org/bumps which is basically Minichan (depressed people and trolls) but people treat each other respectfully there.
Nega !.Y4iB6KrDo joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #48,856
That might no be such a bad idea~Anonymous O replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #48,858
@48,854 (Leonidas !nBpim1wazU)
Please go. Your level of low intelligence will surely fit right in over there.
Please go. Your level of low intelligence will surely fit right in over there.
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Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #48,865
@48,854 (Leonidas !nBpim1wazU)
No one's forcing you to be here or stopping you from going there.
Leave.
No one's forcing you to be here or stopping you from going there.
Leave.
Leonidas !nBpim1wazU replied with this 15 years ago, 41 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #48,894
@48,858 (O)
MC is like this: I make a non-serious post. All the stupid people take me seriously and call me stupid, getting trolled in the process. Then someone like AC comes by (who is smart) and spoils it by pointing out I wasn't serious.
MC is like this: I make a non-serious post. All the stupid people take me seriously and call me stupid, getting trolled in the process. Then someone like AC comes by (who is smart) and spoils it by pointing out I wasn't serious.
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Nickalollyoff !Aw0s40dyqw joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 40 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #48,998
rape her face
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@48,894 (Leonidas !nBpim1wazU)
I’m not sure that I understand you as well as you’d like to think.
I’m not sure that I understand you as well as you’d like to think.