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I don’t think I’m going out on a limb by saying that air travel can be stressful. Crowded flights rarely bring out the best in people, and that’s why common courtesy is so important. If you’ve ever been on a plane where a parent blatantly disregards that courtesy and lets her little black kid cry his lungs out in the seat next to you, then you’ve probably been pretty aggravated, much as I was on a recent flight to Atlanta. And yet somehow—don’t ask me how—for some reason I’ve come out of this whole episode as the bad guy. Yes, me. You know, as if that makes any sense at all.
Why? Oh, because apparently slapping a little nigger baby and telling him to shut up makes you some kind of monster in this day and age. Go figure.
Seriously, though, explain to me how I come out of this one looking like “the villain.†What was I doing wrong? Sitting in my seat, drinking my alcohol, and minding my own business? I acted like a normal human being, and now I’m being vilified. Look, I have all the sympathy in the world for parents traveling with young children. I know it’s no picnic. But if you can’t get your child to behave, then I’m sorry, steps need to be taken. I mean, am I missing something here?
And man, you wouldn’t believe the looks I got after I hit that nigger kid. Seriously, they were looking at me like I just totally lost my shit. Like I’d been the one crying, ruining the flight for everyone! No joke, these people turned on me so quick. On me! The good guy in this situation! It was one of the most bizarre things I’ve ever seen in my life: An airplane full of people looked at a screaming colored kid, and then looked at me—the guy who hit the kid, mind you—and they all decide to side with the colored kid. I couldn’t believe my fucking eyes.
Are you telling me if you were sitting next to this screeching little tar baby, you wouldn’t slap him? Or at least call him a nigger and just tell him to shut up? Well, if you have that kind of restraint, then way to go, Mother Teresa! Good for you. But I think the rest of us mortals would have done exactly the same thing. And again, what exactly was wrong about what I did? That’s right, nothing! I was doing the right thing! I was making the flight better for everyone!
In fact, why am I even explaining myself here? The nigger kid was and is the bad guy! Has everyone gone crazy or something?
And, look, obviously that cunt flight attendant had it out for me from the beginning, so I can see how she might have turned a few of the passengers against me, especially the other niggers. Still, you would think a few of the non-nigger and non-cunt passengers on board would have come to their senses and defended me. Nope. Not one of them did. So now I got this negro kid bawling in one ear, a shrill cunt clucking in the other, and 60 people looking at me like I’m Attila the Hun. I know, right? It makes no sense.
I lost my job over this, you know. I got fired. Until a few days ago, I was president of AGC’s Unitech Composites and Structures unit. Over 20 years of expert stewardship. But, oh, slap a nigger baby and suddenly two decades of loyalty and professionalism go up in smoke. Now I’m collecting welfare like a fucking spic. Can you even begin to wrap your mind around how retarded that is?
The thing that really kills me, though, is how unnecessary all this attention was. This whole thing wouldn’t have gotten so out of hand if the goddamned Jew-controlled media hadn’t slipped it into their 24-hour news cycle, the little faggots. That’s right, the greedy Jewish media vultures just swooped in and made sure that I looked like some kind of monster. Me: a decent, normal guy on his fifth bourbon, trying to enjoy his flight.
Well, now it’s all over and my life is ruined. I hope you’re all happy, folks, because the real tragedy of this whole unfortunate episode is that it couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy.
imafaggot joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 9 minutes later[^][v]#395,972
At this point, I've come to the conclusion that you are a bigoted, controversial, pseudo-opinionated dick hole who will constantly go against the grain and majority mind set, reflecting the characteristics of an edgy young teenager. Your opinions don't matter and no one cares about anything you have to say. You will never make a significant difference in the world and are utterly useless; a total waste. Please stop flexing your opinions and flaunting your nationalist cock in everyone's face.
HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 46 seconds later, 10 minutes after the original post[^][v]#395,973
@previous (imafaggot)
Click the link. I did not write this. Also, you're a stupid commie. That is far more edgier than someone that cares about his race and his nation. But that is beside the point. Read the article and laugh, or don't, that is fine too.
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Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 minutes after the original post[^][v]#395,974
@previous (HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q)
Might want to give the right Link
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imafaggot replied with this 13 years ago, 3 seconds later, 11 minutes after the original post[^][v]#395,975
@395,973 (HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q)
I am not a follower/believer in communism.
HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 minutes after the original post[^][v]#395,976
"imafaggot" That name is rather edgy. "dick hole" That phrase is rather edgy. "Nationalist cock" that phrase is rather edgy. "You will never make a significant difference in the world and are utterly useless; a total waste" that phrase is edgy and rude. Go fuck yourself with a curling iron.
HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q (OP) double-posted this 13 years ago, 37 seconds later, 13 minutes after the original post[^][v]#395,977
@395,974 (C)
Weird. I thought it went through. It would be nice if we had a URL tag.
imafaggot replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 minutes after the original post[^][v]#395,978
@395,976 (HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q)
None of that is edgy; it's great uses of imagery and creative adjectives. You are getting upset.
Anonymous C replied with this 13 years ago, 10 seconds later, 15 minutes after the original post[^][v]#395,979
@395,977 (HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q)
Left bracket, url, space, url, right bracket.
HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 37 seconds later, 15 minutes after the original post[^][v]#395,980
@395,978 (imafaggot)
This thread was mean to be light-hearted humor, and you've derailed it into a shit-flinging contest. Good going, faggot. Your name rings true.
HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q (OP) double-posted this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 16 minutes after the original post[^][v]#395,981
@395,979 (C)
Quote the original post, and you will see that I did exactly that.
Anonymous C replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 18 minutes after the original post[^][v]#395,982
@previous (HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q)
WTF? Why did mine work, they both linked to the same exact place?
HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 20 minutes after the original post[^][v]#395,983
imafaggot replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[^][v]#395,986
@395,980 (HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q)
I am not competing with anyone. As usual, you're trying to create some sort of sense of superiority over me, making me look like the fool. But your frivalous attempts are to no avail. I don't know why you continue to try and insult my sexuality. It is quite obvious to everyone who sees my posts that my name is imafaggot.
HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[^][v]#395,989
@previous (imafaggot)
Jesus Christ. Is that you, postmortem?
imafaggot replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 27 minutes after the original post[^][v]#395,990
@previous (HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q)
No, but my name does have relevance with him.
buspup !!x+kkCmnF4 joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[^][v]#395,993
I read it on the Onion, and its funny. Its completely about making the guy who slapped look like shit.
HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 37 minutes after the original post[^][v]#395,994
@previous (buspup !!x+kkCmnF4) @previous (buspup !!x+kkCmnF4)
It's like the guy came right out of F2.
buspup !!x+kkCmnF4 replied with this 13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 43 minutes after the original post[^][v]#395,997
@previous (HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q)
He really does. lol