Anonymous A started this discussion 13 years ago#26,187
Hello friends, I am suffering temporary memory loss from dashing my stupid meat head on the floor and cannot remember popular human social traditions. Please be helpful and help this human to remember social traditions so that I can better integrate into human society again. Also, feel free to talk about human armaments produced by the petty, violent human species, particularly their range and hypothetical effect on reptilians. Especially possible countermeasures.
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later[^][v]#395,862
Emulate Mr. Green. Take timestamped nudes of yourself. Try sucking your own privates and take photos too.
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The_Elder_Gods (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^][v]#395,871
@previous (B)
Fellow humans are currently in disassemble. My skin is scaly, green, and superior from excessive euphoric substance abuse that stupid humans destroy weak meat sack bodies with. No pictures can be taken, sorry.
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 42 minutes later, 50 minutes after the original post[^][v]#395,919
Here you go, bud. Have a look at that and go from there.
Oh, and I don't know if you've forgotten this, but just in case, I should remind you that this board is monitored by reptilian agents. Don't worry, though. We're constantly on the lookout and usually detect them. Just be careful what you say.
imafaggot joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 54 minutes after the original post[^][v]#395,929
No one cares. Fuck off. That should sum it all up, in all honesty.