Topic: I CAN SUCK MY OWN PENS!
green started this discussion 13 years ago #26,162
imafaggot joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later[^] [v] #395,647
lucky
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #395,648
Congrats, dude.squeegee joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #395,649
Caption: "It was either post a picture of me sucking my own penis on the internet, or run for Prime Minister later in life. You can't do both. I think I made the right choice."
!H.cn9T9R.E joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #395,650
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Why did you even try?!
Why did you even try?!
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #395,653
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Anonymous C replied with this 13 years ago, 18 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #395,661
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Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #395,678
Why did you do this?
Dead !Pool..v42s joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 13 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #395,683
Has his posting dropped off significantly? That drunk depressed schtick gets old and annoying
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 29 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #395,691
And now he's going to never leave the house and put all that weight back on. Or it's someone else's penis and this is an optical illusion.
As a side note, I honestly thought that when I opened this thread I would see someone sucking pens.
As a side note, I honestly thought that when I opened this thread I would see someone sucking pens.
Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 54 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #395,692
Looking forward to when Green has kids. Kids at age 13 trolling the net find Daddy sucking his own cock.
Anonymous J replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #395,694
Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #395,695
What the fuck?
Born this Way !dLadyGAgAA joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 12 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #395,700
Anonymous K replied with this 13 years ago, 26 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #395,706
@395,694 (J)
He better stay sober. Otherwise in a drunken rage he will suck his nuts right up to his lips and swallow them.
He better stay sober. Otherwise in a drunken rage he will suck his nuts right up to his lips and swallow them.
Lawrence joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 55 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #395,715
grate thread
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #395,757
When I saw the headline I thought it would be some shitty porn screencap. But no, there's a picture of green, sucking his own penis.
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KL !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13 years ago, 10 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #395,770
green (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #395,789
That's it! Minichan made my list! I told mods to delete this thread. Now I am too drunk and is snowing? Say goodbye to your site kiddies!
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #395,791
green (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #395,792
Lawrence replied with this 13 years ago, 4 seconds later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #395,793
Anonymous F replied with this 13 years ago, 37 seconds later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #395,794
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13 years ago, 34 seconds later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #395,795
@395,792 (green)
It's only 11:00pm. The night is young.
Also, stop posting nudes of yourself. Goddamn, man.
It's only 11:00pm. The night is young.
Also, stop posting nudes of yourself. Goddamn, man.
(Edited 29 seconds later.)
Anonymous R joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 12 seconds later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #395,796
green (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #395,798
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NSrGfkrCqv
Here. Listen to this and forget OP's Satanic thread!
Here. Listen to this and forget OP's Satanic thread!
Anonymous H replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #395,799
green (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #395,802
What is happening? I petitioned the mods to delete this thread! Instead they sticky it! Now I am too drunk to sue! That's it. I suggest protest!
Anonymous K replied with this 13 years ago, 24 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #395,819
You get wot you payed for.
green (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 50 seconds later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #395,821
Can I even Spongebob?
green (OP) double-posted this 13 years ago, 6 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #395,825
Spongebob!HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 12 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #395,831
That's nothing compared to how my cousin Walter died.
Anonymous T joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 19 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #395,842
HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q replied with this 13 years ago, 11 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #395,846
The_Elder_Gods joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 17 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #395,859
For this unforgivable act you lose cock privileges for three lifetimes.
Anonymous T replied with this 13 years ago, 17 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #395,885
Anonymous V joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 12 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #395,895
@previous (T)
Whose dick was so long he could suck it.
And he said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin,
"If my ear were a cunt, I would fuck it."
Whose dick was so long he could suck it.
And he said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin,
"If my ear were a cunt, I would fuck it."
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green (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #396,041
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Bump.
Anonymous Z-2 joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 55 minutes later, 4 months after the original post[^] [v] #426,161
I'm with a girl and I don't know whether to show her this thread for teh lulz of course.?