Topic: I have a hemorrhoid.
jump !VIfloDyEYo started this discussion 15 years ago #2,612
In my butt. I didn't eat for days cause I had my teeth pulled. Now I have a hemorrhoid. It's uncomfortable and I think it's causing pressure on my prostate because peeing is difficult.
Ugh. I'm like an old man. I think it's a result my obesity and poor diet. There are plenty of people who are much fatter than me in much better health. Fack.
Ugh. I'm like an old man. I think it's a result my obesity and poor diet. There are plenty of people who are much fatter than me in much better health. Fack.
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #48,383
Sorry to hear that, man. How bad does it hurt?
Leonidas !nBpim1wazU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #48,384
Pics?
Lawrence !9p5vCatBBQ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 56 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #48,385
POST HEMMORHOID OR GTFO.
AC !tyLmN8C16E joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #48,387
jump !VIfloDyEYo (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #48,390
I just realized one of the medications I'm taking causeS side effects that would give the same sensations. LOL. I hope that is the cause. I'm done taking fun pain pills =(
@48,383 (B)
Doesn't hurt. Just feels like I got a big black dick shaped poo stuck.
@48,385 (Lawrence !9p5vCatBBQ)
I actually tried to take a picture (wanted to see what I was working with as well as update my okcupid profile picture). No luck.
@48,383 (B)
Doesn't hurt. Just feels like I got a big black dick shaped poo stuck.
@48,385 (Lawrence !9p5vCatBBQ)
I actually tried to take a picture (wanted to see what I was working with as well as update my okcupid profile picture). No luck.
Leonidas !nBpim1wazU replied with this 15 years ago, 52 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #48,391
@48,383 (B)
I too am sorry to heard that, Yanno? I mean man, OP just needs to buy some cream and put it on. Preparation H, man.
I too am sorry to heard that, Yanno? I mean man, OP just needs to buy some cream and put it on. Preparation H, man.
Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #48,393
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #48,395
Lawrence !9p5vCatBBQ replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #48,396
@48,390 (jump !VIfloDyEYo)
What a disappointment and a let down, Jump. Those women would have been lovestruck and you blew it.
What a disappointment and a let down, Jump. Those women would have been lovestruck and you blew it.
Leonidas !nBpim1wazU replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #48,398
@48,390 (jump !VIfloDyEYo)
> Doesn't hurt. Just feels like I got a big black dick shaped poo stuck.
Talk about going and fucking a shit up your ass.
> Doesn't hurt. Just feels like I got a big black dick shaped poo stuck.
Talk about going and fucking a shit up your ass.
jump !VIfloDyEYo (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 8 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #48,599
My fucking doctor had a death in the family and won't be taking appts till the end of March. I don't feel comfortable having people in my asshole as it is, now it has to be a stranger. God fucking dammit. I always think shit sucks as much as it could and I always learn it's just starting to get worse.
I don't know what the fuck to do now. I guess I suffer for a few weeks.
I don't know what the fuck to do now. I guess I suffer for a few weeks.
totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #48,603
I can help you with that. There are a few simple ways to make your hemorrhoid go away. First, start taking or eating fiber everyday, along with a stool softener. Second, drink much more water and eat less salt. Third, ingest a tablespoon of olive oil daily. Fourth, use a hemorrhoid cream internally and externally. And the last tip, is that do not attempt to have a bowel movement until it's ready to come out. Pushing and straining will make it worse.
jump !VIfloDyEYo (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #48,606
@previous (totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW)
I read they rarely go away on their own. I shall not strain now, and I already started on the fiber and water.
Thanks. Its not painful or itchy, just uncomfortable.
I read they rarely go away on their own. I shall not strain now, and I already started on the fiber and water.
Thanks. Its not painful or itchy, just uncomfortable.
totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #48,609
@previous (jump !VIfloDyEYo)
They can go away, just most people are unwilling to make the proper lifestyle changes. At the very least, you can prevent it from getting worse. It will also help if you put your feet up on a block while having a bowel movement.
They can go away, just most people are unwilling to make the proper lifestyle changes. At the very least, you can prevent it from getting worse. It will also help if you put your feet up on a block while having a bowel movement.
jump !VIfloDyEYo (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 13 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #48,613
totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW replied with this 15 years ago, 12 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #48,615
@previous (jump !VIfloDyEYo)
Yes, because the human body is designed to squat while pushing out fecal matter. Western style toilets cause a lot of problems in regards to having bowel movements. It will help you if your knees are as high as your hips.
Yes, because the human body is designed to squat while pushing out fecal matter. Western style toilets cause a lot of problems in regards to having bowel movements. It will help you if your knees are as high as your hips.
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #48,622
I don't even have a clear idea of what a hemorrhoid is. Are these common?
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sim !!rIot3hmo2 replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #48,630
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
I feel dirty and used now I know that, the more I know right? Fucker.
I feel dirty and used now I know that, the more I know right? Fucker.
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jump !VIfloDyEYo (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #48,638
I just checked my pantry and I should be golden. I had decided to start eating better and everything has loads of fiber. My oatmeal is super fiber time special. My cereal, though I cant eat it yet, contains flax seed.
I even feel a little releaf now. I did take a vicadin, but I also feel less anxious about it.
I even feel a little releaf now. I did take a vicadin, but I also feel less anxious about it.
jump !VIfloDyEYo (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #48,642
@48,615 (totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW)
I meant the part about them going away.
I actually thought how I probably wouldn't have this problem if we squarted like they do in Asia.
I meant the part about them going away.
I actually thought how I probably wouldn't have this problem if we squarted like they do in Asia.
sim !!rIot3hmo2 replied with this 15 years ago, 9 seconds later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #48,644
jump !VIfloDyEYo (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 24 seconds later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #48,645
@48,622 (H)
Fairly common. Happens to pregnant women and people with shitty diets.
Though, my friend is as healthy as I am unhealthy and he had one a bit back.
Fairly common. Happens to pregnant women and people with shitty diets.
Though, my friend is as healthy as I am unhealthy and he had one a bit back.
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totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #48,794
totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW double-posted this 15 years ago, 49 seconds later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #48,795
totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW triple-posted this 15 years ago, 18 seconds later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #48,796
jump !VIfloDyEYo (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 10 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #49,495
@48,795 (totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW)
I have to. I also have to walk lots at my job and stand for long periods of time constantly moving. I constantly feel the need to empty my bowels.
I can't tell if I really do or not, which sucks. The more I walk the more uncomfortable I get.
I figure, two weeks at most. I can probably deal. Work is just so busy now I get stressed out everynight.
They want me to stay later and I hate doing it even normally because I'm so burnt out by 6.
I have to. I also have to walk lots at my job and stand for long periods of time constantly moving. I constantly feel the need to empty my bowels.
I can't tell if I really do or not, which sucks. The more I walk the more uncomfortable I get.
I figure, two weeks at most. I can probably deal. Work is just so busy now I get stressed out everynight.
They want me to stay later and I hate doing it even normally because I'm so burnt out by 6.
jump !VIfloDyEYo (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #49,550
The discomfort is gone.
The culprit was not my hemrrhoid, but a foul creature from the depths of the earth. It had taken residence in my bowels.
After a fierce battle, the beast was vanquished. It resembled a human arm with a clenched fist.
I fear it had become a part of me. I now feel an emptiness.
I am fatigued from the battle, and though I stared death in the eyes, I shall return to my strength in time.
The culprit was not my hemrrhoid, but a foul creature from the depths of the earth. It had taken residence in my bowels.
After a fierce battle, the beast was vanquished. It resembled a human arm with a clenched fist.
I fear it had become a part of me. I now feel an emptiness.
I am fatigued from the battle, and though I stared death in the eyes, I shall return to my strength in time.
