Topic: What is it like being the wife of a messiah?

Catherine !TGirlYJKXM started this discussion 13 years ago #26,085

Just curious, if Jesus had a wife (in before Mary Magdalene), what do you think it'll be like being married to such a high profile person for early Christians / troublesome Jew for the Romans?

I speak of Jesus in the traditional Judeo-Christian view, of course.

Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later[^] [v] #394,759

Well, seeing as Jesus didn't exist #atheist4life it's be like having an imaginary boyfriend #masturbation
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him !JnDteXLoy2 joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #394,762

She would be brainwashed.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 17 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #394,768

She would attempt to pull foreskin back only to fail.

Catherine !TGirlYJKXM (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #394,789

@394,759 (Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+)
Are you starting a new Twitter shtick?

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 49 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #394,793

@394,762 (him !JnDteXLoy2)
This. She'd be just another cultist.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #394,803

@394,759 (Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+)
save the hashtags for twitter you pretentious fuck

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 57 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #394,810

I think she's be just like Sarah Silverman.

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