Topic: Having sex causes children. FACT. Nothing else causes children.
Valdair Cartman !0VegJ9Jl.Q started this discussion 13 years ago #26,080
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #394,737
> Nothing else causes children. > In vitro fertilisation
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Valdair Cartman !0VegJ9Jl.Q (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 54 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #394,738
@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)If nothing else creates children, then Jesus can't possibly be the son of a virgin mother.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #394,739
Okay. Starting a list...
Things that cause children that aren't sex:
- Asexual reproduction
- Artificial insemination
- In vitro fertilisation
- Magical sky wizards
- Cloning
Things that cause children that aren't sex:
- Asexual reproduction
- Artificial insemination
- In vitro fertilisation
- Magical sky wizards
- Cloning
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Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 27 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #394,740
Valdair Cartman !0VegJ9Jl.Q (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 44 seconds later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #394,741
@previous (D)
Yeah, but this thread is in response to Mountainpedo, who believes in Yahweh and Jesus.
Yeah, but this thread is in response to Mountainpedo, who believes in Yahweh and Jesus.
buspup !!x+kkCmnF4 joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #394,742
Thats how you do it? No wonder I threw out my elbow.
Anonymous D replied with this 13 years ago, 7 seconds later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #394,743
@394,741 (Valdair Cartman !0VegJ9Jl.Q)
There's no point in trying to explain sexual reproduction to someone who believes in fairy-tales. They will simply not have the mental capacity to understand.
There's no point in trying to explain sexual reproduction to someone who believes in fairy-tales. They will simply not have the mental capacity to understand.
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #394,744
@394,738 (Valdair Cartman !0VegJ9Jl.Q)
Jesus was obviously a reptilian hybrid clone. Or Mary lied. Both are plausible!
@394,741 (Valdair Cartman !0VegJ9Jl.Q)
He reveres Ron Paul above all else.
Jesus was obviously a reptilian hybrid clone. Or Mary lied. Both are plausible!
@394,741 (Valdair Cartman !0VegJ9Jl.Q)
He reveres Ron Paul above all else.
Valdair Cartman !0VegJ9Jl.Q (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #394,745
@394,742 (buspup !!x+kkCmnF4)
Have you ever caused children? I try not to cause children, by wearing a condom and practicing safe sex.
@394,743 (D)
Check your atheist privilege.
Have you ever caused children? I try not to cause children, by wearing a condom and practicing safe sex.
@394,743 (D)
Check your atheist privilege.
Valdair Cartman !0VegJ9Jl.Q (OP) double-posted this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #394,746
buspup !!x+kkCmnF4 replied with this 13 years ago, 12 minutes later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #394,748
Valdair Cartman !0VegJ9Jl.Q (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #394,749
Catherine !TGirlYJKXM joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 22 minutes later, 53 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #394,753
I want kids. :(
Valdair Cartman !0VegJ9Jl.Q (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #394,755
Catherine !TGirlYJKXM replied with this 13 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #394,756
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 9 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #394,820
> herp a derp
This was in response to someone saying that providing a certain form of sexual education causes children. Obviously this is retatrded.
This was in response to someone saying that providing a certain form of sexual education causes children. Obviously this is retatrded.
doctor dreamworks md !jdTkvovFCQ joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 2 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #394,847
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #394,850
!KThEOwLwbU joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 25 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #394,853
The bible becomes very interesting if you read it with the mindset that Jesus was a Jim Jones (or whatever his name was) type and the writers were people indoctrinated into his cult
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13 years ago, 22 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #394,856
@previous (!KThEOwLwbU)
A surprisingly easy thing to do. Saw a website recently where it highlights out some Jeaus quotes where he encourages young people to leave their families to join his faith, and encouraging his followers to look down upon those who weren't in his faith. If somebody said these things today, they'd be seen as a typical cult leader.
A surprisingly easy thing to do. Saw a website recently where it highlights out some Jeaus quotes where he encourages young people to leave their families to join his faith, and encouraging his followers to look down upon those who weren't in his faith. If somebody said these things today, they'd be seen as a typical cult leader.
doctor dreamworks md !jdTkvovFCQ replied with this 13 years ago, 3 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #394,926
@394,850 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
> miracle
> An event that appears inexplicable by the laws of nature and so is held to be supernatural in origin or an act of God
> miracle
> An event that appears inexplicable by the laws of nature and so is held to be supernatural in origin or an act of God
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13 years ago, 9 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #394,927
@previous (doctor dreamworks md !jdTkvovFCQ)
A more scientific, sceptical definition might be that a supposed "miracle" is either something that has been misunderstood (or exaggerated, as is perhaps the case with Jeebus) or something that we cannot yet explain. For example, medieval people would likely have seen a meteorite as a "miracle" and attributed it to god or some other mystical force, but our modern knowledge of space and physics has allowed us to understand what a meteorite actually is.
Also, it's far more plausible that Jesus' origins were lied about or exaggerated than a woman defied basic human biology and produced a child without somebody donating another set of DNA.
A more scientific, sceptical definition might be that a supposed "miracle" is either something that has been misunderstood (or exaggerated, as is perhaps the case with Jeebus) or something that we cannot yet explain. For example, medieval people would likely have seen a meteorite as a "miracle" and attributed it to god or some other mystical force, but our modern knowledge of space and physics has allowed us to understand what a meteorite actually is.
Also, it's far more plausible that Jesus' origins were lied about or exaggerated than a woman defied basic human biology and produced a child without somebody donating another set of DNA.
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 15 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #394,931
Jesus was a space traveller. Consider all aspects of his life (from God his Father in Heaven) his life from birth to resurrection via the miracles and the wisdom; and all is explained.
Anonymous E replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #394,932
Valdair Cartman !0VegJ9Jl.Q (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #394,935
!!ZsXx637JT joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 35 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #394,960
what
!xrPVyBCC0o double-posted this 13 years ago, 33 seconds later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #394,961
sorry
Anonymous E replied with this 13 years ago, 0 seconds later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #394,962
Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 21 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #394,967
@OP
You have previously stated that African-Americans can reproduce without having sex, yet they have a high birthrate. Explain yourself.
You have previously stated that African-Americans can reproduce without having sex, yet they have a high birthrate. Explain yourself.
