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Topic: How I got my first traffic ticket.

Valdair Cartman !0VegJ9Jl.Q started this discussion 13 years ago #25,991

> Midnight on a weekend
> REALLY have to have some HEATH bar
> drive to the gas station, doing 70 in a 40 zone
> pass a sheriff cop doing 70, flip the fuck out
> nothing happens
> get my damn heath bar and a bottle of Vernors
> drive back home, doing 40
> cruise control flips the fuck out, I go 47 past the same sheriff
> lights come on
> OH SHIT OH SHIT
> "Sir, your headlight is out."
> she writes me a ticket
> check the ticket, no mention of speeding
phew

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #393,785

Where is this where the cops are decent?

Anonymous B double-posted this 13 years ago, 31 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #393,786

Also you need both headlights on. It's fucking dangerous. I've sometimes seen people driving on the freeway at night with no lights and cops just ignore them.

Valdair Cartman !0VegJ9Jl.Q (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 12 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #393,787

@393,785 (B)
Suburban Troy, MI.

Valdair Cartman !0VegJ9Jl.Q (OP) double-posted this 13 years ago, 58 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #393,788

@393,786 (B)
My biggest fear would be that the other headlight would suddenly stop working.

Anonymous B replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #393,789

@393,787 (Valdair Cartman !0VegJ9Jl.Q)

No idea what Michigan is like.

Valdair Cartman !0VegJ9Jl.Q (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #393,790

@previous (B)
Depends on the area. Upper Peninsula is completely barren. Also, Texas cops, from what I've heard, are far more reliable in terms of being nice.

Meta !PARAdoxiHw joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #393,793

Walt, this is why you shouldn't drive a Volkswagen: shitty electrics.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 4 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #393,864

@OP

About 5 that is FIVE tymes I have speed past police cars and of course pulled over. Once from a stop at stop light and when light changed I hit the peddle n spun tires and of course was pulled over faster then speed of light.

Even asked me if I was stupid cause we made eye contact at the stop at stop light.

Valdair Cartman !0VegJ9Jl.Q (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 2 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #393,873

@393,793 (Meta !PARAdoxiHw)
I have known of its electrical problems. It is a small price to pay for 50mpg.

Valdair Cartman !0VegJ9Jl.Q (OP) double-posted this 13 years ago, 26 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #393,878

@393,864 (D)
You should've thought about that before you invented the traffic ticket.
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