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Topic: How long until postmortem pulls a to4str?

HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q started this discussion 13 years ago #25,904

> I speed, run red lights, and generally just don't give a fuck when I drive. I got my car up to like 120mph just last week. 85mph speed limit is still the slow lane in my humble opinion. Oh yeah, and I drive when I'm high as balls, and I text, and I eat food, and sometimes I smoke. Idgafmf
http://minichan.org/topic/25858#reply_392505

> Slightly exaggerated. I've driven high a few times, have inadvertently run a few reds trying to beat yellows, and I occasionally speed. I did go like 120mph last Saturday though. And I do text/call/eat/etc. While driving.
http://minichan.org/topic/25858#reply_392574

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Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 4 minutes later[^] [v] #392,869

He also parks in handicapped spots.

HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #392,872

@previous (B)
What a goddamn fucking cocksucking douchebag.

Meta !PARAdoxiHw joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 9 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #392,877

@OP
> inadvertently run a few reds trying to beat yellows, and I occasionally speed. I did go like 120mph last Saturday though. And I do text/call/eat/etc. While driving.
Oh come on, who hasn't broken the speed limit or accidentally run a red light? And also who here can honestly say they've never eaten/texted/called whilst driving?

Anonymous B replied with this 13 years ago, 25 seconds later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #392,879

@392,872 (HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q)
I know. Once he also took his girlfriend out to dinner, paid for everything and could not tip. He refused to ask her for any money for the tip.

Anonymous B double-posted this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #392,880

@392,877 (Meta !PARAdoxiHw)
He gets high and fucks around while driving 120mph! He could kill someone.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #392,883

I've been entirely sober when I've done 110, 120, and 135 on back roads.

HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 15 minutes later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #392,890

@392,877 (Meta !PARAdoxiHw)
I can't say that I'm not guilty of driving above the speed limit (hell, I often did 70 in a 40 zone on my way home from work), but I am focused entirely on the road when I do so. And accidentally running a red light isn't that bad, but it's obvious that postmortem is a dangerous driver and should not be allowed to operate a vehicle on public roads. And sometimes I do have a drink when on the road, but it's limited to sips between shifts because I have OCD and can't stand the way my car shifts. I have never answered a call, let alone a fucking text message, when I'm driving.

Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #392,907

@previous (HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q)
Nigga, please. Not only do I take calls, I've spent entire drives on the phone! While I smoke, and drink drinks. More than 1.

Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ double-posted this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #392,908

@392,869 (B)
I don't do that.

Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ triple-posted this 13 years ago, 34 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #392,909

@392,883 (D)
Whoa, speed up, Grandma.

DXMeowth joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #392,916

@392,908 (Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+)
No, but I do. Also, free parking at the hospital. Thank you handicap placards. Aww yee!

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 4 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #392,975

@392,907 (Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+)
So edgy xD

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #392,976

Well at least he doesn't have tied-up children in the boot. That's something.

HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 8 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #393,045

@392,907 (Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+)
I don't see talking on the phone while driving as that bad. I just don't do it because I'm an inexperienced driver. And drinking isn't that bad, as long as it's not an alcoholic beverage.
@392,883 (D)
As have I, except I've never done over 110.
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