Topic: My first dating experience went pretty badly.
HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q started this discussion 13 years ago #25,818
It went well for the first two years, and the 8th grade and summer after it was the best and happiest period of my life with her. We went to Cedar Point together, and we fondled each other on the rides. It was so fun, and I thought this romance would last forever. But then comes the high school freshman year, and she started standing me up. She'd make arrangements to go on dates, and then simply decided not to go.
This happened on our rather silly and light-hearted Halloween date to go trick-or-treating with each other and then go see a scary movie afterward. She stood me up. Then, I tried to make other arrangements to go bowling or some shit on the weekend, and she agreed to it. Of course, I called her and asked where she was, and she told me she had home work. On a Friday. That Monday, the inevitable happened. She broke up with me in class. Was that the end of it? Oh, no...
She tried to make out with my friend right in front of me the day after the breakup and he refused. This was in high school. Later that day, the same friend came to my table at lunch and told me that she is not wanted at the table and that she needs to piss off. I told her off and called her a worthless cunt, and I left some angry messages on her machine telling her to stay away from my friends because they hate you you fucking bitch.
She took me to court over those three messages to try to get a PPO against me. Her mother came into court wearing workout clothes while me and my family and friends came in nice suits. This was on New Year's eve eve. When school was back in session, she immediately began following me around and recording my every move. I told the school authorities and they tracked her as she stalked me, and got enough information to file charges. She backed the fuck off and I never had to deal with her shit again. The moral of the story is this: do not fuck with me, do not fuck with my family and do not fuck with my friends.
This happened on our rather silly and light-hearted Halloween date to go trick-or-treating with each other and then go see a scary movie afterward. She stood me up. Then, I tried to make other arrangements to go bowling or some shit on the weekend, and she agreed to it. Of course, I called her and asked where she was, and she told me she had home work. On a Friday. That Monday, the inevitable happened. She broke up with me in class. Was that the end of it? Oh, no...
She tried to make out with my friend right in front of me the day after the breakup and he refused. This was in high school. Later that day, the same friend came to my table at lunch and told me that she is not wanted at the table and that she needs to piss off. I told her off and called her a worthless cunt, and I left some angry messages on her machine telling her to stay away from my friends because they hate you you fucking bitch.
She took me to court over those three messages to try to get a PPO against me. Her mother came into court wearing workout clothes while me and my family and friends came in nice suits. This was on New Year's eve eve. When school was back in session, she immediately began following me around and recording my every move. I told the school authorities and they tracked her as she stalked me, and got enough information to file charges. She backed the fuck off and I never had to deal with her shit again. The moral of the story is this: do not fuck with me, do not fuck with my family and do not fuck with my friends.
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★henn★ joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #391,848
omega
HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #391,849
@previous (★henn★)
An omega male wouldn't even have a girlfriend. A beta would sit there and cry about it, and the proceed to stalk her until she DID get the PPO.
An omega male wouldn't even have a girlfriend. A beta would sit there and cry about it, and the proceed to stalk her until she DID get the PPO.
★henn★ replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #391,850
@previous (HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q)
I see the whole scenario as a beta male transitioning into an omega male. Thanks.
I see the whole scenario as a beta male transitioning into an omega male. Thanks.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 6 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #391,851
HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 23 seconds later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #391,852
You know how I got her? I got her by abusing her when I first saw her. Making fun of her and calling her a disgusting lesbian freak that dresses like a real estate agent. I got everyone to start abusing her. She was completely isolated, and only had one friend left. That was when I swooped in and made her my girlfriend. I started to compliment her and tell her that everything will be okay, and that I will get them to stop making fun of you. She fell right in love. Stupid bitch. Anyway, she and I became best friends, and I pressed my luck, and she agreed to go out with me as a girlfriend. It was the beginning of a wonderful 2-year span.
HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q (OP) double-posted this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #391,853
@391,850 (★henn★)
I am the fucking alpha male. They refused to date her because even though she was a smoking-hot blonde girl (who was utterly stupid), they knew that she was my ex. They refused to even make out with her in front of me because they'd be thrown out of the circle of friends. I still have my friends and I regularly hang out with them. She doesn't have them anymore, so she hangs out with ugly lesbians that no one likes.
I am the fucking alpha male. They refused to date her because even though she was a smoking-hot blonde girl (who was utterly stupid), they knew that she was my ex. They refused to even make out with her in front of me because they'd be thrown out of the circle of friends. I still have my friends and I regularly hang out with them. She doesn't have them anymore, so she hangs out with ugly lesbians that no one likes.
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buspup !!x+kkCmnF4 joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #391,855
Did you make any threats? How did the case go?
★henn★ replied with this 13 years ago, 40 seconds later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #391,856
buspup !!x+kkCmnF4 replied with this 13 years ago, 20 seconds later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #391,857
buspup !!x+kkCmnF4 double-posted this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #391,858
You picked up a crazy girl, by abusing her, and you wondered why it didnt end well?
HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 36 seconds later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #391,859
@391,855 (buspup !!x+kkCmnF4)
No death threats, but I did intimidate her a lot.
@391,857 (buspup !!x+kkCmnF4)
Yeah, but it's pretty much a foolproof way of dealing with women. Women love intimidation and leaders of packs. They may feel like they hate it, but they really don't because they all want the alpha male.
No death threats, but I did intimidate her a lot.
@391,857 (buspup !!x+kkCmnF4)
Yeah, but it's pretty much a foolproof way of dealing with women. Women love intimidation and leaders of packs. They may feel like they hate it, but they really don't because they all want the alpha male.
buspup !!x+kkCmnF4 replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #391,860
@previous (HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q)
Intimidation how?
Obviously its not fool proof because it ended in a court case. wow. You've definitely revealed your true nature.
Intimidation how?
Obviously its not fool proof because it ended in a court case. wow. You've definitely revealed your true nature.
HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 45 seconds later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #391,861
@391,858 (buspup !!x+kkCmnF4)
She wasn't crazy. She was stupid. A cute girl, but still white trash. Her parents pretended to be wealthy by driving a Jaguar X-type (which is just a Ford Mondeo) and making fun of my rich best friend, but they still lived in a shithole and they couldn't afford formal clothes.
She wasn't crazy. She was stupid. A cute girl, but still white trash. Her parents pretended to be wealthy by driving a Jaguar X-type (which is just a Ford Mondeo) and making fun of my rich best friend, but they still lived in a shithole and they couldn't afford formal clothes.
buspup !!x+kkCmnF4 replied with this 13 years ago, 45 seconds later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #391,862
@previous (HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q)
So you bullied a stupid girl into dating you, and then bullied her after she stopped dating you? Got it.
So you bullied a stupid girl into dating you, and then bullied her after she stopped dating you? Got it.
HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #391,865
@391,860 (buspup !!x+kkCmnF4)
It lasted far longer than almost every middle school relationship (most last a few months at best, while mine lasted years). And I wasn't always mean to her. That was how I got her interested. I took away her friends, and gave her new ones (many from the football team) after I complimented her and got her to like me. I am not always hostile, you know.
It lasted far longer than almost every middle school relationship (most last a few months at best, while mine lasted years). And I wasn't always mean to her. That was how I got her interested. I took away her friends, and gave her new ones (many from the football team) after I complimented her and got her to like me. I am not always hostile, you know.
Anonymous C replied with this 13 years ago, 56 seconds later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #391,866
@391,852 (HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q)
> lesbian freak that dresses like a real estate agent.
Sounds hot.
> lesbian freak that dresses like a real estate agent.
Sounds hot.
HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 24 seconds later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #391,867
@391,862 (buspup !!x+kkCmnF4)
And then out of spite, I dated a mulatto girl. She would always rant about how the niggers at school would pick on her, and they weren't really my friends either so I couldn't really tell them to stop. She was about as racist IRL as I am online.
And then out of spite, I dated a mulatto girl. She would always rant about how the niggers at school would pick on her, and they weren't really my friends either so I couldn't really tell them to stop. She was about as racist IRL as I am online.
buspup !!x+kkCmnF4 replied with this 13 years ago, 30 seconds later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #391,868
@391,865 (HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q)
You also separated her from her friends? I really wish that you hadn't told any of us this.
You also separated her from her friends? I really wish that you hadn't told any of us this.
HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 59 seconds later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #391,869
@391,866 (C)
I called her that because her only friend was a crazy catlady in the making, who had frizzy white hair and was violent and insane. And she peed her pants in class a few times and she brought cocoa puffs to school so I made fun of her by asking why she was eating dog food in class.
I called her that because her only friend was a crazy catlady in the making, who had frizzy white hair and was violent and insane. And she peed her pants in class a few times and she brought cocoa puffs to school so I made fun of her by asking why she was eating dog food in class.
buspup !!x+kkCmnF4 replied with this 13 years ago, 21 seconds later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #391,870
@391,867 (HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q)
So after you bullied her into dating you by insulting her and isolating her from loved ones, she leaves, and you threaten her, and then date some poor girl for spite? wow. I feel sick.
So after you bullied her into dating you by insulting her and isolating her from loved ones, she leaves, and you threaten her, and then date some poor girl for spite? wow. I feel sick.
buspup !!x+kkCmnF4 double-posted this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #391,871
@391,869 (HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q)
You said earlier that she wasn't crazy. Oh dear, Walter this was a really bad thing to do, and now you've told everyone like you thought that we would think it was funny.
You said earlier that she wasn't crazy. Oh dear, Walter this was a really bad thing to do, and now you've told everyone like you thought that we would think it was funny.
HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 52 seconds later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #391,872
@391,870 (buspup !!x+kkCmnF4)
The mulatto girl and I are good friends. I'd call her by her real name, but I'd rather protect her from internet stalkers. She's a true friend. And she laughed when she heard about what I did to the poor white girl. No bullying required.
The mulatto girl and I are good friends. I'd call her by her real name, but I'd rather protect her from internet stalkers. She's a true friend. And she laughed when she heard about what I did to the poor white girl. No bullying required.
HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q (OP) double-posted this 13 years ago, 47 seconds later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #391,873
@391,871 (buspup !!x+kkCmnF4)
The ex wasn't crazy, but her friend was. Isolating and dating her was an act of mercy. She would kick her and beat her and pull her hair when she was mad.
The ex wasn't crazy, but her friend was. Isolating and dating her was an act of mercy. She would kick her and beat her and pull her hair when she was mad.
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buspup !!x+kkCmnF4 replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #391,875
@previous (HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q)
It wasnt mercy walter. This makes you look like one of those guys who keeps their families locked in the house, and makes their wives cover up bruises before church.
It wasnt mercy walter. This makes you look like one of those guys who keeps their families locked in the house, and makes their wives cover up bruises before church.
Anonymous C replied with this 13 years ago, 59 seconds later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #391,876
@391,873 (HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q)
> Isolating and dating her was an act of mercy.
LOL You are seriously a nut bag.
> Isolating and dating her was an act of mercy.
LOL You are seriously a nut bag.
buspup !!x+kkCmnF4 replied with this 13 years ago, 53 seconds later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #391,878
Anonymous C replied with this 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #391,880
@previous (buspup !!x+kkCmnF4)
Meh. Most people do stupid shit they aren't proud of in middle school. Most people are capable of looking back and recognizing how young and stupid they were though...
Meh. Most people do stupid shit they aren't proud of in middle school. Most people are capable of looking back and recognizing how young and stupid they were though...
HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 16 seconds later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #391,881
Did I ever tell you guys about the camping incident? I was 11, at a camping ground, walking my dog (who is very hyper but never bites) and I came across a couple walking with a girl. I slowed down to talk to them, and the kid hid behind the father. She was terrified of dogs, since she was attacked by a pitbull when she was young. A couple hours later, I see her at the playground, so I take my dog up to the playground, get a bit close to her and "accidentally" let go of the leash. My dog ran right for her, and she was tackled to the ground. When I got my dog off of her, she was in tears, wheezing and screaming out loudly. Her parents came rushing to her and I told them the leash was wet and it slipped out of my hand. I bet she had to go to therapy after that!
buspup !!x+kkCmnF4 replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #391,882
@391,880 (C)
That isnt just stupid shit. Its an indicator of how he'll act when he has real power. Frightening.
That isnt just stupid shit. Its an indicator of how he'll act when he has real power. Frightening.
buspup !!x+kkCmnF4 double-posted this 13 years ago, 32 seconds later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #391,883
buspup !!x+kkCmnF4 triple-posted this 13 years ago, 52 seconds later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #391,884
What have your parents done to you?
HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 22 seconds later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #391,885
@391,878 (buspup !!x+kkCmnF4)
I am not really like that now. I got my current girlfriend (who was enemies with her for reasons I don't really know or care to know, and she laughed pretty hard when I told her what happened) because she was friends with me since we were kindergartners. We were both single, so why not? I asked her out a couple weeks ago and she said she'd love to go on a date with me.
I am not really like that now. I got my current girlfriend (who was enemies with her for reasons I don't really know or care to know, and she laughed pretty hard when I told her what happened) because she was friends with me since we were kindergartners. We were both single, so why not? I asked her out a couple weeks ago and she said she'd love to go on a date with me.
buspup !!x+kkCmnF4 replied with this 13 years ago, 53 seconds later, 39 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #391,886
@previous (HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q)
You're still like that if you think that any of that was funny.
You're still like that if you think that any of that was funny.
HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #391,887
@391,883 (buspup !!x+kkCmnF4)
I know, but I am not completely lacking in empathy.
@391,884 (buspup !!x+kkCmnF4)
They raised me well. They did nothing wrong, except spoil me a bit.
I know, but I am not completely lacking in empathy.
@391,884 (buspup !!x+kkCmnF4)
They raised me well. They did nothing wrong, except spoil me a bit.
HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q (OP) double-posted this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #391,888
@391,886 (buspup !!x+kkCmnF4)
I was a school bully in 7th grade, but I am not one anymore. Except to that one dumbass in maths class. No one likes him anyway. I am a changed man, and hormones can make you do weird shit you know.
I was a school bully in 7th grade, but I am not one anymore. Except to that one dumbass in maths class. No one likes him anyway. I am a changed man, and hormones can make you do weird shit you know.
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buspup !!x+kkCmnF4 replied with this 13 years ago, 52 seconds later, 42 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #391,889
Anonymous C replied with this 13 years ago, 59 seconds later, 43 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #391,890
@391,881 (HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q)
You're just trying to rile people up now.
Oh! Oh! Tell us about the time you drank a huge bottle of castor oil and swallowed a raw egg before the great tri-county pie-eat and then barfed all over Bill Travis, starting a chain that made everyone start barfing all over each other!! I love it when you tell that one.
You're just trying to rile people up now.
Oh! Oh! Tell us about the time you drank a huge bottle of castor oil and swallowed a raw egg before the great tri-county pie-eat and then barfed all over Bill Travis, starting a chain that made everyone start barfing all over each other!! I love it when you tell that one.
Meta !PARAdoxiHw joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 44 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #391,891
Stop trolling Walter
HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 4 seconds later, 45 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #391,892
HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q (OP) double-posted this 13 years ago, 45 seconds later, 45 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #391,893
buspup !!x+kkCmnF4 replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 47 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #391,894
Meta !PARAdoxiHw replied with this 13 years ago, 14 seconds later, 47 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #391,895
@391,893 (HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q)
I'm sorry I meant "Stop trolling, Walter"
A comma can make all the difference sometimes.
I'm sorry I meant "Stop trolling, Walter"
A comma can make all the difference sometimes.
HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 7 seconds later, 47 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #391,896
@391,890 (C)
What I'm telling you guys is how I was before getting the right medication and therapy.
What I'm telling you guys is how I was before getting the right medication and therapy.
HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q (OP) double-posted this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 48 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #391,897
@391,894 (buspup !!x+kkCmnF4)
I am an advanced human. I know how to push boundaries, and get away with things people normally wouldn't get away with.
I am an advanced human. I know how to push boundaries, and get away with things people normally wouldn't get away with.
buspup !!x+kkCmnF4 replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 49 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #391,898
@previous (HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q)
No, you're monster. You hurt others for no reason, but then whine we you get bullied by blacks.
No, you're monster. You hurt others for no reason, but then whine we you get bullied by blacks.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 50 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #391,900
Did I ever tell you guys about the time someone really pissed me off, so I made them eat a bowl of chili with the meat of his parents? Actually, I didn't do that, but I did laugh at the scene pretty hard. If I could do it, I would though.
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Meta !PARAdoxiHw replied with this 13 years ago, 35 seconds later, 51 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #391,901
buspup !!x+kkCmnF4 replied with this 13 years ago, 51 seconds later, 52 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #391,903
@391,900 (A)
no, its done. You cant take this back. Those black kids bullied you because they could. You hated that, but then went and did it to other people.
no, its done. You cant take this back. Those black kids bullied you because they could. You hated that, but then went and did it to other people.
HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 57 seconds later, 52 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #391,905
@391,898 (buspup !!x+kkCmnF4)
I do not rape or murder white people.
@391,901 (Meta !PARAdoxiHw)
Vyvanse.
I do not rape or murder white people.
@391,901 (Meta !PARAdoxiHw)
Vyvanse.
buspup !!x+kkCmnF4 replied with this 13 years ago, 45 seconds later, 53 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #391,906
@previous (HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q)
they never rape or murdered you, but you'd still come here and ask for pity because of the bullying.
they never rape or murdered you, but you'd still come here and ask for pity because of the bullying.
HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 6 seconds later, 53 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #391,907
@391,903 (buspup !!x+kkCmnF4)
I was never bullied by blacks. I simply grew to hate them for stealing Detroit and the other American cities. They were generally nice to me, but that is to be expected since this is not a low-income trash zone.
I was never bullied by blacks. I simply grew to hate them for stealing Detroit and the other American cities. They were generally nice to me, but that is to be expected since this is not a low-income trash zone.
HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q (OP) double-posted this 13 years ago, 45 seconds later, 54 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #391,908
@391,906 (buspup !!x+kkCmnF4)
I was not fucking bullied by them. Though one of them lied to a teacher and said I called him a nigger, and he got me suspended from school for a couple days.
I was not fucking bullied by them. Though one of them lied to a teacher and said I called him a nigger, and he got me suspended from school for a couple days.
buspup !!x+kkCmnF4 replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 56 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #391,914
@391,907 (HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q)
You've made claims that they were bullying you. Was it a lie then, or now?
You've made claims that they were bullying you. Was it a lie then, or now?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 45 seconds later, 57 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #391,915
@previous (buspup !!x+kkCmnF4)
They were bullying me by taking money from my parents via taxes used for fat mammy and her 14 bastards.
They were bullying me by taking money from my parents via taxes used for fat mammy and her 14 bastards.
buspup !!x+kkCmnF4 replied with this 13 years ago, 44 seconds later, 57 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #391,916
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 59 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #391,917
Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 13 years ago, 49 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #391,919
@391,916 (buspup !!x+kkCmnF4)
Also, do you really think they'd bully a taller-than-average white kid with many friends that would retaliate?
Also, do you really think they'd bully a taller-than-average white kid with many friends that would retaliate?
HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q (OP) triple-posted this 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #391,921
Being a bully was a good way to pass the time at school.
Meta !PARAdoxiHw replied with this 13 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #391,928
HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #391,932
@previous (Meta !PARAdoxiHw)
You ever seen the show South Park? There is a kid that goes by the name of Token. Think of that kid and you have the black kids of Troy, MI.
You ever seen the show South Park? There is a kid that goes by the name of Token. Think of that kid and you have the black kids of Troy, MI.
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Meta !PARAdoxiHw replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #391,936
@previous (HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q)
I dare you to go to the middle of Detroit with sign on that says "I hate niggers" (like in that one movie) and see how long you and your friends last lol.
I dare you to go to the middle of Detroit with sign on that says "I hate niggers" (like in that one movie) and see how long you and your friends last lol.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 22 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #391,937
Listen, kook. What I did to my ex is no worse than what Salty is doing to Leonidas.
★henn★ replied with this 13 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #391,941
HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #391,943
And I didn't just randomly start bullying her. She was being a cunt to my lesser friends and they asked me to get her to stop. She got uppity and I insulted her and began my campaign of intimidation.
Anonymous C replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #391,949
> You ever seen the show South Park?
Is this the point in the thread where we start comparing you to Cartman again?
Is this the point in the thread where we start comparing you to Cartman again?
HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 18 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #392,262
The truth is that we were both passive-aggressive as fuck until the breakup.
HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q (OP) double-posted this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #392,263
@391,884 (buspup !!x+kkCmnF4)
My parents abandon me a lot. Mother is an abusive two-faced bitch when she IS here. Father is cool though, if a bit of a pushover.
My parents abandon me a lot. Mother is an abusive two-faced bitch when she IS here. Father is cool though, if a bit of a pushover.
DXMeowth joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 8 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #392,266
So, let me get this straight from as much as I've read before I lost interest in your bullshit. You treated a girl like utter shit so you can get her to date you, she finally stood you up, you got butthurt and opened a court case or some shit? I don't know, pretty low of you dude.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 7 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #392,272
@previous (DXMeowth)
Like I said earlier, I wrote this to test waters for the next Lindstedt call-crash. I took a true story and twisted it to make me sound extremely unlikable down to Matt's level. The ducks in the bathroom are not mine. I had to break kayfabe and tell the truth because Buspup started to hate me. The truth is that yes, I was a bit of a bully, but not nearly this bad, and that she was a bully too. It was mutual.
However, the ending was quite true.
Read the true beginning here: http://minichan.org/topic/25821
TL;DR: I took my first dating experience, and made it into something Matt would probably do.
Like I said earlier, I wrote this to test waters for the next Lindstedt call-crash. I took a true story and twisted it to make me sound extremely unlikable down to Matt's level. The ducks in the bathroom are not mine. I had to break kayfabe and tell the truth because Buspup started to hate me. The truth is that yes, I was a bit of a bully, but not nearly this bad, and that she was a bully too. It was mutual.
However, the ending was quite true.
Read the true beginning here: http://minichan.org/topic/25821
TL;DR: I took my first dating experience, and made it into something Matt would probably do.
(Edited 3 minutes later.)
DXMeowth replied with this 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #392,274
@previous (A)
Ah, I quit reading too soon. Lot to read for someone like me with a very low attention span. Regardless, if you're aware that you were, you should know it's not an acceptable thing to do. Then again, I've done my fair share of fucked up things. Yeah, I deserve to burn lol.
Ah, I quit reading too soon. Lot to read for someone like me with a very low attention span. Regardless, if you're aware that you were, you should know it's not an acceptable thing to do. Then again, I've done my fair share of fucked up things. Yeah, I deserve to burn lol.
Meta !PARAdoxiHw replied with this 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #392,276
@392,272 (A)
I didn't see it as Matt-like at all, really. Matt would be like "Fora I have a girlfriend she is French-Spanish (pronounced as one word) and she pooted into my mouth!!!"
I didn't see it as Matt-like at all, really. Matt would be like "Fora I have a girlfriend she is French-Spanish (pronounced as one word) and she pooted into my mouth!!!"
HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #392,278
@392,274 (DXMeowth)
I am not afraid to admit to being a bully. I was one of the biggest and tallest kids in school, and I was bored out of my mind most of the time, so I took up bullying to pass the time. It was quite entertaining, and I did get the crazy cat lady to move to a different district, which was pretty funny and was a good thing since she peed everywhere and smelled like cat shit. I did try to make friends with her in 6th grade, but she was a bit of a cunt. She told on me for wrapping rubber bands around my finger to turn it purple, and I made fun of her giant frizzy hair and said that she stored a family of birds in it. I picked on her because she was rude to me, got me in trouble and she was a giant lolcow. She would flip out and start hissing at people while whacking them with a purse which I swear was full of lead bricks. Anyway, this continued until 8th grade when I nearly got suspended for swinging a school chair at her because she was pissing ME off for some reason. I had to stop because I wouldn't be able to go to the Cedar Point trip with my girlfriend, but there were people that continued my legacy.
I am not afraid to admit to being a bully. I was one of the biggest and tallest kids in school, and I was bored out of my mind most of the time, so I took up bullying to pass the time. It was quite entertaining, and I did get the crazy cat lady to move to a different district, which was pretty funny and was a good thing since she peed everywhere and smelled like cat shit. I did try to make friends with her in 6th grade, but she was a bit of a cunt. She told on me for wrapping rubber bands around my finger to turn it purple, and I made fun of her giant frizzy hair and said that she stored a family of birds in it. I picked on her because she was rude to me, got me in trouble and she was a giant lolcow. She would flip out and start hissing at people while whacking them with a purse which I swear was full of lead bricks. Anyway, this continued until 8th grade when I nearly got suspended for swinging a school chair at her because she was pissing ME off for some reason. I had to stop because I wouldn't be able to go to the Cedar Point trip with my girlfriend, but there were people that continued my legacy.
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 2 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #392,411
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 8 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #392,418
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Anonymous D replied with this 13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #392,426
Meta !PARAdoxiHw replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #392,429
@392,411 (G)
> She told on me for wrapping rubber bands around my finger to turn it purple
Why would you even do that?
> She told on me for wrapping rubber bands around my finger to turn it purple
Why would you even do that?
HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 37 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #392,445
@392,426 (D)
Yeah.
@previous (Meta !PARAdoxiHw)
She's a bitch, that's why. And I could've been friends with her, too. We were both into pretty much the same anime shows and manga books, and we could've gotten along if she wasn't a cunt to me.
Also, my ex did cause a lot of drama, making friends and then making enemies out of them.
Yeah.
@previous (Meta !PARAdoxiHw)
She's a bitch, that's why. And I could've been friends with her, too. We were both into pretty much the same anime shows and manga books, and we could've gotten along if she wasn't a cunt to me.
Also, my ex did cause a lot of drama, making friends and then making enemies out of them.