Topic: Buying ham off Muslims.
green started this discussion 13 years ago #25,805
I was buying ham from a corner shop and they were like 'Allan akbar. Ham dirty durka. Muhammed curse infidels.' I am scare
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HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 44 seconds later[^] [v] #391,663
I only eat Dearborn ham.
buspup !!x+kkCmnF4 joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #391,665
Do you have sharia law there?
Meta !PARAdoxiHw joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 12 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #391,676
green (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #391,678
I need to read more of my Koran.
Meta !PARAdoxiHw replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #391,684
@previous (green)
In all seriousness though, why would a Muslim sell pork or alcohol in the first place? Surely profiting off of forbidden stuff is bad in the eyes of Allah?
In all seriousness though, why would a Muslim sell pork or alcohol in the first place? Surely profiting off of forbidden stuff is bad in the eyes of Allah?
green (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 6 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #391,691
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #391,693
@391,684 (Meta !PARAdoxiHw)
What, you've never seen a religious person twist their religion to suit their own ends?
What, you've never seen a religious person twist their religion to suit their own ends?
Meta !PARAdoxiHw replied with this 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #391,698
@previous (E)
I have, but at that point they should stop describing themselves as religious. I think either you should be in it 100% and follow all the rules to the best of your ability, or you should just not even bother with it. Which is why I'm a secular humanist.
I have, but at that point they should stop describing themselves as religious. I think either you should be in it 100% and follow all the rules to the best of your ability, or you should just not even bother with it. Which is why I'm a secular humanist.
Anonymous E replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #391,702
@previous (Meta !PARAdoxiHw)
lol, that's impossible. Religion is a mass of contradictions anyway. "Love thy neighbour but hate the gay", ect. And then there's the weird shit like sacrificing a pidgeon whenever a woman has her period. Hardly anybody follows a religion 100%.
lol, that's impossible. Religion is a mass of contradictions anyway. "Love thy neighbour but hate the gay", ect. And then there's the weird shit like sacrificing a pidgeon whenever a woman has her period. Hardly anybody follows a religion 100%.
Meta !PARAdoxiHw replied with this 13 years ago, 21 minutes later, 57 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #391,716
@previous (E)My favorite example of Christian silliness is in America we have a product called Ezekiel 4:9 bread. And if you look it up in a Bible Ezekiel 4:9 says "Take thou also unto thee wheat, and barley, and beans, and lentiles, and millet, and fitches, and put them in one vessel, and make thee bread thereof" which sounds reasonable, God's own bread recipe. But if you read a few lines further, you find "And thou shalt eat it as barley cakes, and thou shalt bake it with dung that cometh out of man, in their sight." in Ezekiel 4:12 where the all-knowing-all-loving god commands his chosen people to eat bread baked with burning shit.
Meta !PARAdoxiHw double-posted this 13 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #391,717
Baked with only the finest dungâ„¢Anonymous E replied with this 13 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #391,720
@391,716 (Meta !PARAdoxiHw)
haha, wtf am I reading.
Perhaps the weirdest part is it says that it must be done "in their sight". God is commanding that people be forced to watch as their own shit burns and bakes them their food.
haha, wtf am I reading.
Perhaps the weirdest part is it says that it must be done "in their sight". God is commanding that people be forced to watch as their own shit burns and bakes them their food.
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Syntax joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #391,722
Meta !PARAdoxiHw replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #391,725
@391,720 (E)
Which, come to think of it, sounds like something Matt would do. Did Krames MAtthews take Indy back to ancient Israel in the DeLoreæ so he could alter biblical scripture and start a bread company?
Which, come to think of it, sounds like something Matt would do. Did Krames MAtthews take Indy back to ancient Israel in the DeLoreæ so he could alter biblical scripture and start a bread company?
Meta !PARAdoxiHw double-posted this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #391,726
green (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #391,730
Happy shall he be, that
taketh and dasheth thy
little ones against the
stones.
taketh and dasheth thy
little ones against the
stones.
green (OP) double-posted this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #391,731
Judges 3:19-25 ESV
And Ehud reached with
his left hand, took the
sword from his right
thigh, and thrust it into
his belly. And the hilt
also went in after the
blade, and the fat closed
over the blade, for he did
not pull the sword out of
his belly; and the dung
came out.
And Ehud reached with
his left hand, took the
sword from his right
thigh, and thrust it into
his belly. And the hilt
also went in after the
blade, and the fat closed
over the blade, for he did
not pull the sword out of
his belly; and the dung
came out.
Syntax replied with this 13 years ago, 29 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #391,732
@391,726 (Meta !PARAdoxiHw)
Being a Cancelled Jew myself and this is 100% truthful, I make a point of eating pork on Jewish holidays. Because I fail to know the dates of those holidays, on occasion I am pissed I missed a holiday and the pork to celebrate my break from that religion. Pisses me off they use a different calendar so memory of a date fails to work.
Being a Cancelled Jew myself and this is 100% truthful, I make a point of eating pork on Jewish holidays. Because I fail to know the dates of those holidays, on occasion I am pissed I missed a holiday and the pork to celebrate my break from that religion. Pisses me off they use a different calendar so memory of a date fails to work.
green (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #391,734
Malachi 2:3 Behold, I
will corrupt your seed,
and spread dung upon
your faces
will corrupt your seed,
and spread dung upon
your faces
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #391,738
Meta !PARAdoxiHw replied with this 13 years ago, 15 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #391,751
Syntax replied with this 13 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #391,757
@previous (Meta !PARAdoxiHw)
Absolutely. For a long tyme I avoided dating a Jewish girl. Years later I fell in love with one. Ended up joining her for one of the high holiday dinners with her congregation. At the tyme she was an on air CNN reporter. Loved really loved her but that Religion and her need to follow it was difficult.
But the clincher was that Holiday dinner. It will be the last event of that type in my life. Could list serious reasons why. Odd how I enjoy movies that portray Hasidim and other Orthodox Jewish topics.
I worked and lived n Israel and taught an Engineering course in Haifa. Was a good thing most of the Jews I spent tyme with were only cultural Jews.
Absolutely. For a long tyme I avoided dating a Jewish girl. Years later I fell in love with one. Ended up joining her for one of the high holiday dinners with her congregation. At the tyme she was an on air CNN reporter. Loved really loved her but that Religion and her need to follow it was difficult.
But the clincher was that Holiday dinner. It will be the last event of that type in my life. Could list serious reasons why. Odd how I enjoy movies that portray Hasidim and other Orthodox Jewish topics.
I worked and lived n Israel and taught an Engineering course in Haifa. Was a good thing most of the Jews I spent tyme with were only cultural Jews.
Meta !PARAdoxiHw replied with this 13 years ago, 29 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #391,779
@previous (Syntax)
What are the serious reasons why you will not have a Jewish holiday dinner again?
What are the serious reasons why you will not have a Jewish holiday dinner again?
green (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 24 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #391,785
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 31 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #391,793
I sincerely pity those who contributed to this thread.