Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 5 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^][v]#391,546
Because Bill Gates hates you and you touch yourself at night.
Meta !PARAdoxiHw replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^][v]#391,547
@previous (E)
They should make a Windows Gold Account where you pay $20 and Windows doesn't suck as much.
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^][v]#391,548
because it modifies registry files that the computer is using, and a file cant be modified or used by more than one process.
not sure how true this is for linux or osx, cause they fail as OSes and thus i dont use them, but whatever.
Anonymous E replied with this 13 years ago, 6 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[^][v]#391,549
@391,547 (Meta !PARAdoxiHw)
That's called Windows Pro. You usually pay $100 extra, and things still suck, but not quite as badly. I can see how it's very similar to a 4chan Gold account.
Anonymous E double-posted this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^][v]#391,550
@391,548 (F)
That's actually a good explanation, thanks.
Meta !PARAdoxiHw replied with this 13 years ago, 20 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^][v]#391,555
@391,548 (F)
Unix-like operating systems don't have registries as such.
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 3 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^][v]#391,573
@previous (Meta !PARAdoxiHw)
Linux users don't have human DNA as such.
Anonymous D replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 hours after the original post[^][v]#391,574
@previous (G)
Linux isn't just for reptilians anymore, silly mammal.
Anonymous G replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^][v]#391,575
@previous (D)
It's a reptilian operating system and it always will be. They can try to give it mass appeal all they want but at the end of the day it's designed for reptilian use.
Meta !PARAdoxiHw replied with this 13 years ago, 5 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^][v]#391,626
@391,573 (G)
Syntax claims to have invented DNA when he was working with Masai bushmen in Kenya.
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13 years ago, 6 hours later, 21 hours after the original post[^][v]#391,826