Topic: HEY: let's play 20 questions.

squeegee !first/o5zA started this discussion 13 years ago #25,724

as a group, you have 20 questions. use them wisely.
obvious question: person, place or thing?

i am a thing. what am i?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #390,879

are you a squeegee?

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 9 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #390,880

Bro, do you even lift?

Anonymous C double-posted this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #390,881

Do you realize that when you see a purely white neighborhood, church etc they say it needs more diversity... But say the same thing to a purely black, purely hispanic, purely middle-eastern, purely oriental neighborhood/church/etc and you're called racist? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAebOPGpp0k

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squeegee !first/o5zA (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #390,883

@390,879 (B)
not today

beckyderp !CATLDyPIBQ joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 12 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #390,887

Are you edible?

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 8 seconds later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #390,888

Coke or Pepsi?

â˜…hennâ˜… joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #390,889

Are you an alcohol?

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13 years ago, 39 seconds later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #390,890

Do you have a beard?

buspup !!x+kkCmnF4 joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 6 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #390,892

Do you have an exoskeleton?

Syntax joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 59 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #390,897

A Man playing 20 Questions.

squeegee !first/o5zA (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 39 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #390,905

@390,887 (beckyderp !CATLDyPIBQ)
no, not edible.
@390,888 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
i don't know, i am a thing.
@390,889 (â˜…hennâ˜…)
no i am not
@390,890 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
no
@390,892 (buspup !!x+kkCmnF4)
...not in the traditional sense.

Anonymous B replied with this 13 years ago, 52 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #390,914

@previous (squeegee !first/o5zA)
are you made of plastic?

squeegee !first/o5zA (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 14 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #390,915

@previous (B)
mostly not at all, but, perhaps some of my components may be some form of plastic.

Anonymous B replied with this 13 years ago, 15 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #391,030

@previous (squeegee !first/o5zA)
are you fast?

squeegee joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #391,032

@previous (B)
Not especially

Anonymous B replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #391,033

@previous (squeegee)
can you be held in one hand?

squeegee replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #391,034

@previous (B)
No, i'm much too heavy

Anonymous B replied with this 13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #391,037

@previous (squeegee)
animal, mineral or vegetable?

squeegee replied with this 13 years ago, 22 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #391,053

@previous (B)
Mineral

Anonymous B replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #391,054

@previous (squeegee)
a boulder?

squeegee replied with this 13 years ago, 6 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #391,056

@previous (B)
no

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #391,057

Are you bald?

Anonymous B replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #391,059

@391,056 (squeegee)
Does it involve technology for communications, entertainment or work?

green joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 32 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #391,077

Are you Jesus?

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 18 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #391,086

External hard drive.

squeegee replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #391,104

@391,057 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Nope
@391,059 (B)
I'm sure several of my systems rely heavily on communications.
@391,077 (green)
No
@previous (K)
No, i imagine all of my hard drives would be internal. Maybe even ssd, i dunno, some of my electronics may be classified.

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #391,107

@previous (squeegee)
Do you fly through the air?

squeegee replied with this 13 years ago, 45 seconds later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #391,108

@previous (L)
I do not

Anonymous L replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #391,109

@previous (squeegee)
Do you bear a striking resemblance to Arnold Schwarzenegger?

!KThEOwLwbU joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 15 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #391,115

Are you smaller than a microwave?

squeegee replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #391,138

@391,109 (L)
...no.
@previous (!KThEOwLwbU)
No, a lot larger

Anonymous G replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #391,140

do you release carbon monoxide?

â˜…hennâ˜… replied with this 13 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #391,141

Have you ever had a gay exxperience? If so, tell us about it.

squeegee !first/o5zA (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 18 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #391,151

@391,140 (G)
probably, i'm not entirely sure what emissions i give off. but i would say carbon monoxide is likely one of them.
@previous (â˜…hennâ˜…)
i've had a pair of lesbians in a 3 some. that counts. that fucking counts.

Anonymous L replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #391,154

@previous (squeegee !first/o5zA)
Have you ever had a group of rowdy sailors inside you?

â˜…hennâ˜… replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #391,156

@391,151 (squeegee !first/o5zA)
Sure it counts. Have you ever had a gay experience with another male? What's the closest you've ever been?

squeegee !first/o5zA (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #391,158

@391,154 (L)
no. not a one. i cannot float.

squeegee !first/o5zA (OP) double-posted this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #391,160

@391,156 (â˜…hennâ˜…)
wait, are you asking me personally or as me as the thing? these questions are adding to the total regardless.

â˜…hennâ˜… replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #391,161

@previous (squeegee !first/o5zA)
Just answer the question...

squeegee !first/o5zA (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 18 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #391,169

@previous (â˜…hennâ˜…)
i got hit on at a gay bar once. so, like i was saying my lesbian girlfriend and i were going to pick up this girl and they wanted to stay till 2 and drink. so we did, and all was fine, and when they hit the bathroom i went to the bar to tab out.
yeah, i was accosted. this dude walks up and, i swear, talked to me like i talked to every single girl i've ever lurched on at bar's close. he was leaning in, and trying to touch me, and i kept telling him i wasn't gay, and he just ignored it and tried to grab at me and said, "why are you here?" and wouldn't listen when i explained i was picking up friends. he was insisting that he take me home and fuck me, then he got to close and so i pushed him very hard in the shoulders and he kinda stumbled back and fell down.
the bartender intervened and the dude left me alone. so. it really did make me feel vulnerable and scared, having some dude come up and just start trying to fondle you. i can totally see why chicks carry mace. horny dudes are fucking scary, insistent assholes.
oh, and then the girls came out of the bathroom and i wouldn't even tell them how some guy molested me at the bar and i had to push him and get help from the bartender to stop from being raped. i was embarrassed. and later i was like... this is why chicks don't report rapes.
so i learned something.

â˜…hennâ˜… replied with this 13 years ago, 41 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #391,187

@previous (squeegee !first/o5zA)
FAAAAAAAAAAAG

squeegee !first/o5zA (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #391,221

ok, excluding a few my count is about 19 questions.

!KThEOwLwbU replied with this 13 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #391,247

@previous (squeegee !first/o5zA)

skyscraper/office building.

squeegee !first/o5zA (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #391,252

@previous (!KThEOwLwbU)
no. i'm faster than those.

Icarus !!fxtF/31b/ replied with this 13 years ago, 5 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #391,272

An automobile of some kind.

squeegee replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #391,284

@previous (Icarus !!fxtF/31b/)
Not specifically

El Edito !nKs3AbhqKc joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 12 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #391,514

Are you a wizard?

squeegee replied with this 13 years ago, 14 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #391,639

@previous (El Edito !nKs3AbhqKc)
No, i'm a tank. Y'all are really bad at this.

Icarus !!fxtF/31b/ replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #391,675

@391,272 (Icarus !!fxtF/31b/)
I was fairly close.

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