Topic: Hoi, Oi'm a Brit!
HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q started this discussion 13 years ago #25,637
Oi 'ave bahd teeth, my wota supploi is takin' da piss, ahnd Oi hahve to sustain on hoahsmeat.
Meta !PARAdoxiHw joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 7 minutes later[^] [v] #389,866
Tip tip cheerio mate 's all good wot cos I got me biscuits 'n tea innit? I'm more sophisticated than America becos I live in a council estate wif a teenage mum from Essex and a bunch of chavs mate and we watch Big Brother all the time.
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 37 minutes later, 44 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #389,869
That looks like an Australian accent to me.
@previous (Meta !PARAdoxiHw)
See, this is a correct British accent. We all talk like this, no exceptions.
@previous (Meta !PARAdoxiHw)
See, this is a correct British accent. We all talk like this, no exceptions.
HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 24 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #389,878
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #389,879
@previous (HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q)
No, that would look more like this.
Hello... I am a Brit... In the world.
I have bad teeth and my water supplier... Is taking the piss. And worst of all is that I must sustain myself... On horsemeat... In the world.
No, that would look more like this.
Hello... I am a Brit... In the world.
I have bad teeth and my water supplier... Is taking the piss. And worst of all is that I must sustain myself... On horsemeat... In the world.
(Edited 16 seconds later.)
Meta !PARAdoxiHw replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #389,880
@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Do you think Kimmo got his habit of using ellipses from watching the greatest motoring programme... in the world?
Do you think Kimmo got his habit of using ellipses from watching the greatest motoring programme... in the world?
HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 45 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #389,881
HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q (OP) double-posted this 13 years ago, 42 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #389,882
Hello, Oi'm James May. Oi'm here to be extra boring.
Meta !PARAdoxiHw replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #389,884
@previous (HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q)
Hello I'm Richard Hammond! I'm short and enthusiastic and I have white teeth and I drive a Ford Mustang and I'm a closeted American!
Hello I'm Richard Hammond! I'm short and enthusiastic and I have white teeth and I drive a Ford Mustang and I'm a closeted American!
HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #389,893
@previous (Meta !PARAdoxiHw)
The whole "closeted American" thing cracks me up because Jeremy Clarkson comes off as more like an American than Richard. He's fat and politically-incorrect, and loves to complain.
The whole "closeted American" thing cracks me up because Jeremy Clarkson comes off as more like an American than Richard. He's fat and politically-incorrect, and loves to complain.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 11 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #389,896
@previous (HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q)
> He's fat and politically-incorrect, and loves to complain.
People like that are horrible, aren't they?
> He's fat and politically-incorrect, and loves to complain.
People like that are horrible, aren't they?
HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 9 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #389,897
@previous (D)
I didn't say he was horrible, just that he's more like an American than the short and skinny, usually politically-correct Richard Hammond.
I didn't say he was horrible, just that he's more like an American than the short and skinny, usually politically-correct Richard Hammond.
Meta !PARAdoxiHw replied with this 13 years ago, 16 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #389,899
@389,893 (HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q)
I agree, Clarkson's anti-Americanism is sour grapes cause he lives in a socialist nanny state and he has to pay taxes out the ass and there are speed cameras everywhere and health and safety regulations are always getting in his way.
I agree, Clarkson's anti-Americanism is sour grapes cause he lives in a socialist nanny state and he has to pay taxes out the ass and there are speed cameras everywhere and health and safety regulations are always getting in his way.
HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 8 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #389,901
@previous (Meta !PARAdoxiHw)
He'd find that he'd fit right in with us in America. At least in Yankee territory. Or even Ontario.
He'd find that he'd fit right in with us in America. At least in Yankee territory. Or even Ontario.
HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q (OP) double-posted this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #389,902
And it's funny how he complains about all the incest here, when England has a much smaller gene pool (though it's currently being enriched by the Polish just as ours had years before).
Meta !PARAdoxiHw replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #389,903
@389,901 (HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q)
Clarkson belongs in Texas. Hammond seems more like a California person, and James May wouldn't fit in at all because he's actually British.
Clarkson belongs in Texas. Hammond seems more like a California person, and James May wouldn't fit in at all because he's actually British.
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HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #389,904
@previous (Meta !PARAdoxiHw)
Clarkson belongs in Montana, where the speed limit doesn't really matter at all for historical reasons. Hammond belongs on the west coast and James May could be a Canadian.
Clarkson belongs in Montana, where the speed limit doesn't really matter at all for historical reasons. Hammond belongs on the west coast and James May could be a Canadian.
Meta !PARAdoxiHw replied with this 13 years ago, 10 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #389,910
@389,902 (HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q)
Not to mention the most revered, British people of all (the "royal" family) are more inbred than anything in Mississippi or Alabama.
Not to mention the most revered, British people of all (the "royal" family) are more inbred than anything in Mississippi or Alabama.
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HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 31 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #389,912
Meta !PARAdoxiHw replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #389,916
@previous (HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q)
Lol I haven't seen him in years. Did he die of congenital illnesses from being inbred?
Lol I haven't seen him in years. Did he die of congenital illnesses from being inbred?
HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #389,919
Green joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 3 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #389,938
Fish and chips and tesco value cider.
ashe joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 54 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #389,951
ha ha ha stereotypes are funny ha ha ha comedy genius
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #389,962
@389,884 (Meta !PARAdoxiHw)
You forgot to mention he's a sycophant, I fucking hate that little cunt.
You forgot to mention he's a sycophant, I fucking hate that little cunt.
HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 2 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #389,969
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Meta !PARAdoxiHw replied with this 13 years ago, 4 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #389,982
ashe replied with this 13 years ago, 9 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #389,984
squeegee joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 34 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #389,987
Wait, aren't all british people just americans who missed the boat?
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 13 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #390,029
r u a chimney sweep