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Topic: I can't stop eating popcorn.

Anonymous A started this discussion 13 years ago #25,599

I have one of those Costco sized popcorn boxes and I can't stop eating. WTF is wrong with me?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 41 minutes later[^] [v] #389,524

You have advanced demyelinating encephalitis. I'm so sorry OP. I love you & am here for you.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 18 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #389,530

@previous (B)
The symptoms of encephalitis range from very mild to very severe and may include:

headache
fever
lethargy (sleepiness, decreased alertness, and fatigue)
malaise
nausea and vomiting
visual disturbances
tremor
decreased consciousness (drowsiness, confusion, delirium, and unconsciousness)
stiff neck
seizures

Insatiable appetite not being among them, I'd say your diagnosis is fail Anon B.

Anonymous B replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #389,532

@previous (A)
Yes, that was a misdiagnosis. I actually, in fact, meant to say diacetyl-induced obliterative bronchiolitis.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #389,538

@previous (B)
Now you're talking like a real physician. The symptom is the disease. Who can argue with that? It's fucking brilliant! Reminds me of the AIDS pandemic.

(Edited 18 seconds later.)

Green joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #389,542

@389,524 (B)

i love enchilada

★henn★ joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 3 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #389,576

I get like this with popcorn too
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