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Topic: What are you doing for Valentine's day?

Anonymous A started this discussion 13 years ago #25,589

I'll probably be crying into a vodka bottle.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 7 minutes later[^] [v] #389,426

It's minichan so the question is what not who.
Julay doll.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #389,427

@previous (B)
That's what he said in the headline.

Anonymous B replied with this 13 years ago, 8 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #389,428

@previous (C)
I didn't catch that. I thought vodka bottle was the name of Matt's sweet young virgin Chinese girlfriend.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #389,429

I will be making jenkem to sell on Silk Road.

TheSheep !kJ.A4PF7.k joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 41 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #389,435

Dont know, I'll mine bitcoins, making millions etc. hahaha

Most likely I'll go out on desperation's day, and than see what happens by midnight hahaha...

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beckyderp !CATLDyPIBQ joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 33 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #389,439

Playing minecraft and drinking alone/with my cats. I'll probably get Chinese takeout.

Anonymous C replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #389,441

Wait, it's valentine's day?

Green (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #389,443

At least I have a date for Valentine's :(

Anonymous C replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #389,445

@previous (Green)
Is her name Foster's or Tesco Value cider?

Anonymous B replied with this 13 years ago, 26 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #389,447

@389,443 (Green)
Me too, Feb 14th.

Green (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #389,448

@389,445 (C)
No. It's a packet of dates from the health food store.

Anonymous B replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #389,449

@previous (Green)
Put it in the microwave, upgrade to a hot date.

ashe joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 19 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #389,455

Dozen roses, box of chocolates, mushy love-letter.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 4 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #389,492

I intend to check myself in to the local mental institution in an attempt to claim SSDI on the basis of PTSD.

doctor dreamworks md !jdTkvovFCQ joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 5 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #389,578

School then nothing possibly games though

squeegee !first/o5zA joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 53 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #389,582

valentines day is terrible. it's an awful day to meet women. it'll ruin any weekend it falls upon. single or available women don't go out on valentines day. sometimes you'll see small gaggles of college age girls all defiantly going out for a girls night out, but that's as hard a nut to crack as a bachelorhood party. they're just acting like sluts because it's wild and crazy night. they're not even going to talk to you.

but if valentines falls during the week the fishing is pretty good the weekend after. that's when the reality sinks in.

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Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #389,586

It's my birthday, so whatever the fuck i want.

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 2 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #389,591

I'm going to drink a bottle of cheap vodka alone.

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 3 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #389,602

i'm going to my girlfriend's place

!sbQmiNPkPc joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 2 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #389,605

I don't like valentines and hope my bf doesnt do all the valentine stuff HOWEVER I do love attention so I will not stop him from buying me CHOCOLATE

Green (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #389,607

@389,492 (H)

Hi brie!

Handel !tYHPZ2dvu6 joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #389,617

@389,439 (beckyderp !CATLDyPIBQ)

<3

OMG ME TOO! X

derpy !hoovesEJmo joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #389,640

Maybe make a nice dinner, watch a movie, and read Lord of the Flies.

Anonymous Q joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 59 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #389,645

School. Anxiously view my SAT scores. Run. Read Catcher in the Rye.

Anti !prDdJ8Ym5w joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #389,658

Work then a nice evening out with the missus. Nothing too cray.

Syntax joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #389,682

0p

GF flys in from work (American Airlines) 16 hours tyme to get here & its her turn to surprise ME. We alternate years, on who does the surprising. All I know is to be ready at 6:30AM, which means no AM surfing so she has something special cooked up, to make it so fucking early.

I Love Valentines day. Hell I love any holiday. Last Sunday was Chinese New Years, but I got caught up with Mardi Gras party nor had tyme for even one egg role and a Chinese joint was seconds away from the dance floor.

Fox !FXYGNx1XR. joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 6 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #389,720

Sit on ass at my computer like any other day. :3

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 7 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #389,747

@previous (Fox !FXYGNx1XR.)
Shut up nerd
@OP
Have hot sweaty sex with tons of hot women like every other day of my life.

Anonymous C replied with this 13 years ago, 27 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #389,748

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
> plays Magic the Gathering
> calls others nerds
Seriously, bro?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 13 years ago, 55 seconds later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #389,749

@previous (C)
Shut the fuck up thanks.

Anonymous C replied with this 13 years ago, 12 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #389,750

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Look you little shit, you are very close to crossing the line. I want you to know that once I "go turkey" on someone, it is over. I have ruined lives, destroyed careers, bankrupted people, even provoked one suicide. You may think I am "bawwing" and "mad in space," but you have no idea, man. I will not hesitate to destroy your fucking life. So back off, and let's keep it at a fun level. Thanks.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #389,751

@previous (C)
Whom the fuck would write something so dumb?

Anonymous C replied with this 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #389,754

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Matthew Rosteet "fatfuck" Miller.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 13 years ago, 23 seconds later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #389,755

@previous (C)
dunno who that is, sorry.

Anonymous C replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #389,759

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Yeah, most people don't. He's quite obscure.

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Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #389,760

@previous (C)

> Yeah, most people don't. He's wuite obscure.
> wuite
Jesus Christ. You have disappointed me and your whole family as usual.

Anonymous C replied with this 13 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #389,762

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Fuck you. I am literally going to burn all of your precious cards for this. The penguin ones especially.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #389,763

@previous (C)
Why don't you fucking come to my room right now and we'll settle this like men over a nice game of MTG and maybe some chinese food.

Anonymous C replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #389,764

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Fine, just post your address and full name, and I'll be there.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 13 years ago, 41 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #389,769

@previous (C)

Mark Jewson
573 Gentile Lane
Jewville, NJ

Anonymous C replied with this 13 years ago, 14 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #389,771

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Haha, idiot. You've just been socially engineered. Enjoy all of the boxes I'll be sending you.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #389,793

@previous (C)

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