Topic: Who was the very first, second, and third Pope?

Anonymous A started this discussion 13 years ago #25,576

Do we even know?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 7 minutes later[^] [v] #389,324

lol st peter begins papal line dummy

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #389,325

I've heard that syntax came up with the idea while on a skiing holiday in the Alps. He was elected first Pope as the result of a swing dancing competition held the following night.

squeegee !first/o5zA joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 7 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #389,327

the next pope will be a black african. watch.

Anonymous C replied with this 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #389,328

@previous (squeegee !first/o5zA)
I'm pretty sure they will elect a Jewish woman.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #389,329

@389,325 (C)
He was also the one to suggest that the Swiss be guards for the Pope, as he was a close friend of the Swiss moarchy.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 50 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #389,342

There's a little bit of confusion at the start I think because things were still getting formalized. But yeah, Peter was first.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #389,362

@389,324 (B)
@previous (F)
So who was the second and third?

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #389,365

You know what was funny? Wen this Pope put that guy in charge of pedo busting, and it turned out that he was molesting kids as well. lol Good times.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #389,370

1. George Washington
2. John Adams
3. Thomas Jefferson

ashe joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 9 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #389,379

@389,362 (A)

St. Peter (32-67)
St. Linus (67-76)
St. Anacletus (Cletus) (76-88)
St. Clement I (88-97)
St. Evaristus (97-105)
St. Alexander I (105-115)
St. Sixtus I (115-125) Also called Xystus I
St. Telesphorus (125-136)
St. Hyginus (136-140)
St. Pius I (140-155)

!OT2tTghNlI joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 8 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #389,380

@previous (ashe)
clap clap clap

Syntax joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #389,392

Pope on a rope

2: Pope on the ski slopes

3: Pope smoking dope

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 34 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #389,395

@previous (Syntax)
So you're not the first Pope?

Syntax replied with this 13 years ago, 31 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #389,400

@previous (A)
Only a dope qualifies as a Pope.

So Nope.

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 11 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #389,502

Tits, asshole and vagina. That's 1, 2, and 3 if you ask me.

Minichan