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Topic: Ill-advised advertising gimmicks

Anonymous A started this discussion 13 years ago #25,572

Econolodge sanitary paper - now with at least 50% fewer splinters per roll*!
*Stray wood slivers with a length of less than one (1) inch at the widest point are not included in our calculations. Econolodge sanitary paper may contain 100% more wood slivers of these dimensions. Please contact a doctor if anal hemorrhaging fails to clot after two (2) hours.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 14 minutes later[^] [v] #389,312

> Econolodge
The trick is to get the leftover bagels and toast from the continental breakfast offered in the lobby and use them instead of the toilet paper.

squeegee !first/o5zA joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #389,326

Preparations A - G: We're not quite sure what they do, but they do something.
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