Topic: From my experience, cowgirl position is the best sexual position.
HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q started this discussion 13 years ago#25,557
You get a fantastic view of her bouncing titties, and you don't smother the poor girl with your claustrophobia-inducing presence. She also gets some control over the speed of intercourse instead of having her whine about going to fast or too slow. Plus, she can just slowly drop herself onto my dick as to get used to the 6" (circumference) girth that will be inside her. I know this because of my experience with Cupcake, and it nearly brought Postmortem to tears as he was forced to watch our wonderful lovemaking. I did cum inside her but we had to abort it. We gave the fetus to Leonidas and he uses it to this day as his personal dicksleeve. Anyway, as we fucked, she let out a loud queef! It must be from the vacuum seal of her tight virgin vagina, as it had begun to bleed immediately upon insertion. We both giggled and Postmortem continued to sob so I shut him up by having a fat nigger deep throat him. All he could say, in the end, was "My name is Postmortem, and I have a fat nigger cock in my cum-filled throat".
Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 12 hours later[^][v]#389,253
Once again the fact that your sexual fantasies all seem to involve me in one way or another tells me that you do in fact have a crush on me. I am flattered, but I do not return your feelings, sorry.
Also, what's with you and always insisting upon your penis size? Is it part of the schtick or do you actually need to over compensate by talking about your dick all the time?
Also how fast do you think Cupcake would form a child? Do you think she's super human? Do you know how biology works?
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Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 14 hours after the original post[^][v]#389,273
@previous (Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+)
It's disturbing how many times he mentions that you're there, like you're a central part of his fantasy.
HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 15 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^][v]#389,280
@previous (C)
this was a part of an agreement with the mods to leave out salty in my future threats
Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ replied with this 13 years ago, 6 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[^][v]#389,339
@389,273 (C)
He likes cupcake because he wants to be close to me. He wont outright say "I want to fuck postmortem", but everything he says points to that.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 16 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^][v]#389,344
> he doesn't know where the phrase "Suck my huge penis, faggot troll" comes from