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Topic: I smoke so I'll die young.

postraisinbran !!Qe8ScDbX+ started this discussion 13 years ago #25,504

Because old people are ugly. I'd rather be pretty and dead than ugly and alive.

I like: Pall Mall menthol whites, Camel Turkish Royals, and State Express 555's.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 5 minutes later[^] [v] #388,666

Yes, lung and gum cancer make you look really attractive you fucking idiot.

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postraisinbran !!Qe8ScDbX+ (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #388,667

@previous (B)
The lung cancer will kick in, and I'll be dead. Thank God.

Anonymous B replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #388,668

@previous (postraisinbran !!Qe8ScDbX+)
Lung cancer doesn't kill you in like 36 hours you moron. It lasts month after excruciating month and you slowly wither away while losing the ability to breathe on your own. I can't deal with your retarded shit and you deserve whatever horrible diseases you get.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #388,670

Smoking makes you look old you stupid fucking shit

Meta !PARAdoxiHw joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 8 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #388,673

@OP
The better way is to just live a healthy life work out eat right &c and then at age 50 (or however young you want to die) you just an hero. It's the best of both worlds because you look and feel great AND you don't live very long.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 11 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #388,675

@OP

> Because old people are ugly. I'd rather be pretty and dead than ugly and alive.
>
> I like: Pall Mall menthol whites, Camel Turkish Royals, and State Express 555's.

Research this for yourself.

Death is slow ...Horrible...Painful...Takes a long long long time to die.

Meta !PARAdoxiHw replied with this 13 years ago, 6 minutes later, 39 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #388,676

@previous (E)
@OP is just rationalizing his cigarette addiction.

buspup !!x+kkCmnF4 joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 10 minutes later, 49 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #388,680

Or you'll just linger and have to be on constant oxygen. Look up COPD dipshit.

postraisinbran !!Qe8ScDbX+ (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 53 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #388,682

@388,668 (B)
My lungs will be black. Black is the new black. How chic.

buspup !!x+kkCmnF4 replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 55 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #388,684

@previous (postraisinbran !!Qe8ScDbX+)
I'd love for you to meet some our super sexy, cancer patients.

postraisinbran !!Qe8ScDbX+ (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 57 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #388,687

@previous (buspup !!x+kkCmnF4)
Chemo is so cosmo.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 59 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #388,688

I like smoking but right now I'm a smoke of opportunity. I worry sometimes that I'll be addicted when both cigarettes and the time/space to smoke are easily available.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #388,689

@previous (G)
Once you buy your own pack that's when you know you're hooked.

Anonymous E replied with this 13 years ago, 24 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #388,694

@previous (A)
Hey its your life and if you chose to end it in pain and suffering, then you're probably into S&M and will at least get off on a long slow death.

Anonymous G replied with this 13 years ago, 25 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #388,709

@388,689 (A)
I buy my own packs. But they last forever.

Green replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #388,711

Drink is better.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 3 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #388,751

I agree with @OP

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 2 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #388,764

Smoking ages you faster.

Rimffiti8989 !Ep8pui8Vw2 joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 44 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #388,777

my grandfather smoked two packs a day since he was 14, some mouth cancer required his lower jaw to be removed at 63, and he hacked and coughed blood on a hospital bed till he died in his sleep 20 years later.

cancer caused by cigarettes do not kill you quickly or before you get old, it takes decades- though if you wish to pursue this make sure you keep us updated so i can fap to your pain

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #388,788

@previous (Rimffiti8989 !Ep8pui8Vw2)
I'll probably just shoot myself at age 27 so I can die like James Dean. I mean at his age.

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Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #388,857

you are fucking retarded
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