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Topic: Is Cabernet Sauvignon wine less sophisticated if it comes out of a cardboard box?

Meta !PARAdoxiHw started this discussion 13 years ago #25,496

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Poll option Votes Percentage Graph
Yes 2 22%
No 5 56%
I don't care as long as I get drunk 2 22%

Meta !PARAdoxiHw (OP) double-posted this 13 years ago, 21 minutes later[^] [v] #388,580

Stop being dead and respond goddamnit.

I GIVE YOU PURE GOLD

postraisinbran !!Qe8ScDbX+ joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 18 minutes later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #388,581

My mom drinks this.

Meta !PARAdoxiHw (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 43 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #388,582

@previous (postraisinbran !!Qe8ScDbX+)
Does she drink until she is drunk?

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 11 minutes later, 55 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #388,583

@388,581 (postraisinbran !!Qe8ScDbX+)
lol, do you live in a trailer?

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 43 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #388,584

> if it comes in a box
Ummm... yes. But you've upgraded from rosé, so this is forward progress! Small steps, man - that's the key.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 39 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #388,586

op

Have you compared the box stuff to anything else?

Meta !PARAdoxiHw (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 37 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #388,587

@388,584 (D)
I feel more sophisticated already!
@previous (E)
I can't afford the fancy $5 a bottle stuff...

postraisinbran !!Qe8ScDbX+ replied with this 13 years ago, 10 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #388,651

@388,582 (Meta !PARAdoxiHw)
@388,583 (C)
No, and no.

Meta !PARAdoxiHw (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 29 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #388,655

Okay forum I'm awake now and there is a glass of wine on the bedside table that I poured before falling asleep last night. Should I start my day by drinking it? I am mildly hungover.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #388,656

@previous (Meta !PARAdoxiHw)
My god... All this time Meta was just an alternate handle for Matt!

Meta !PARAdoxiHw (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 14 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #388,658

@previous (F)
Stop stalking me James MAtthews. I invite anyone with legal proof to post it RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW.

Meta !PARAdoxiHw (OP) double-posted this 13 years ago, 56 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #388,679

@previous (Meta !PARAdoxiHw)
Update: after some strong black coffee, and a plate of bacon and eggs I am back to 100%.

Syntax replied with this 13 years ago, 57 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #388,700

Couple of years back I bought a box of that. I bought a slew of cheep vin's in search of one perfect for Sangria. Wanted a dark red and tannin loaded vino = to what they use in Spain to make Sangria.

Alas seems no one in USA makes such now. Cannot remember details on that BOX other then law says it has to be made mostly with Cab Sav grapes. Gallo is the largest producer of cheep wines in USA

Don't remember who is #2 but Franzia is #3 and Bronco owned by departed Franzia founder who is a Franzia by name is #4 and they make a slew of wines under all kinds of brand names including 2Buck Chuck now $2.49.

Anonymous F replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #388,702

@previous (Syntax)
Is it true that you invented it while hiking in the Alps and advising the President on policy?

Syntax replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #388,705

@previous (F)
Hummmmmmmm

Matt you're banned here. I now see web sites set up in honor of your dead as fuck Grandmother. Did she pimp herself out to a President?

Birthday coming up soon and from wot my mail says its going to be xtra special for them on receiving end.

Anonymous F replied with this 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #388,712

@previous (Syntax)
Damn, detected again!

One of these days, Def, I am going to come after you. Mark my words.

Syntax replied with this 13 years ago, 17 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #388,717

@previous (F)
Well actually Mark my Words a poster from NSW Australia, said exactly the same thing. Then my Flame war with him went full bore - The Incest war ended up doing R/T harm and his Sister Yowie ended her marriage, he ended his (did bro and sis end up doing the deed?) Farm went bust but I had nada to do with that. Weather and some infestation of his pigs did that farm in. (was daddy's anyway)

And as to anyone coming after me? They can find me in Los Angles on Sunday all day all night for Mardi Gras at the Farmers Market on Fairfax n Third I b on West Patio.

Tuesday in Church at 6th and Park for pre Mardi Gras with full band and then Downtown SD for 4 stages of music $50/per person in Gaslamp for Mardi Gras with promises of many a gal flashing for beads and I ordered box's n box's as gifts.

Meta !PARAdoxiHw (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 6 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #388,720

@388,700 (Syntax)
> Couple of years back I bought a box of that. I bought a slew of cheep vin's in search of one perfect for Sangria. Wanted a dark red and tannin loaded vino = to what they use in Spain to make Sangria.
I must admit I am no connoisseur by any means but I cannot discern any meaningful difference in quality between the Franzia Cabernet Sauvignon and the vastly more expensive Yellow Tail version (expensive being a relative term in this case).

Anonymous F replied with this 13 years ago, 11 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #388,721

@388,717 (Syntax)
I have friends in the Chinese government. One word from me and you can disappear. I am warning you, man, do not fuck with me.

Syntax replied with this 13 years ago, 50 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #388,729

@388,720 (Meta !PARAdoxiHw)

Simple rules which may be unimportant to you. One taste of any wine may satisfy. So in the case of a simple wine it may be just fine to wash down food. Tasting it on its own? Could be a simple flavor of the original grape. Just a fruit without any complexity. Now if that grape were grown with love and care and the right soil and conditions. Great wine maker with right tools. Aged in steel for some applications or in wood which could be very expensive. Then wood (oak) adds complexity.

So one looks for just one sip and does that sip contain just the simple grape (fruit) OR does it linger with a dozen complex "tones" Does one taste equal many seconds to minutes of flavor?

Washing down Thick red sauces ala Italian for pasta... A simple wine might be of much value because the more complex and expensive? Food could overpower the value of a more better wine.

However a simple cheese say a Brie or Blue cheese needs a truly complex wine to complement - Again its not a right or wrong to develop a taste for the more better made Vino's. A hobby I spent to much tyme and money developing but was worth the fun and new found friends and world adventures. Collection now exceeds my ability to drink them in tyme. Many have gone too far over the top to peak without me being able to get to them. Kinda waste of money and not a complement to the wine maker.d


@previous (F)
As if I care. Commies dare not come after Thee. Plus no one is going to pay attention to a known Pedophile asking Commies for help.

Meta !PARAdoxiHw (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #388,731

@previous (Syntax)
Do you have any suggestions re: good wine under $15 a bottle?

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 7 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #388,732

I am by no means a wine expert. However I have developed (over many years) a sense for what I like and what I don’t. I exclusively drink red wines mostly Merlot and Cabernet from Calif. I like some reds from France as well. My favorite grocery store selection is Clos DuBois vineyards. I tend to like stuff in that price range and up, where and if the wine is in the $5-$10 range, I really don’t care for it that much.

With that said, I went to The wine vaults and got a “box” of French Rabbit Cabernet.

Bottom Line: It was horrible. I wouldn’t give it to my dog.

Anonymous F replied with this 13 years ago, 6 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #388,736

@388,729 (Syntax)
Def, I have just passed your name along to a very dangerous Chinese friend of mine. You should not have fucked with me. Thanks.

Meta !PARAdoxiHw (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 9 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #388,741

@388,732 (G)
I have heard in-store advertisements for Clos Du Bois while shopping in my favorite grocery store but the advertisements were spoken by a woman who sounded like a Stepford Wife so I worried it was something for middle age houswives to drink (I know Franzia has this reputation to a certain extent but it's also the cheapest way to get relaxed).

One time I was in WalMart buying a box of Franzia chardonnay and the cashier was a black lady who was kinda like Wanda Sykes and she looked at the box and said "Chardonnay? Boy what you know about chardonnay??" to which I responded "I know it tastes good".

Leonidas !nBpim1wazU joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 3 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #388,773

Wine is only sophisticated because people think it is. And the sophistication of a wine is in people's minds.

Anonymous E replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #388,839

@388,731 (Meta !PARAdoxiHw)
@388,741 (Meta !PARAdoxiHw)

Clos DuBois Great value for the money. IF either of you lives near a Trader Joes? Under their label one can often find wines around $12 that will beat $25 wines. Check with store manager and ask for the resident wine expert in store. That company pays in advance for what they buy so they get super deals and can re-label and or buy in mass quantities with a small very small mark up and sell super value.
In blind tastings a $10 wine can beat $30 wine on occasion. Year to year it may be very different.

They also run tastings for employees and train them so they can tell you what won in the last taste off. And of course the Web - Look up any wine that sounds ok and see what the web says about it.


@388,736 (F)
> Def, I have just passed your name along to a very dangerous Chinese friend of mine. You should not have fucked with me. Thanks.

Yawn

@previous (Leonidas !nBpim1wazU)

> Wine is only sophisticated because people think it is. And the sophistication of a wine is in people's minds.

Then you need to attend a blind tasting. Of course you might think Bud is the end all of beers and never need a microbrew or you eat frozen dinners in a box and think a classy Restaurant has food that people rave about and yet its only in their minds which of course is true. Some people eat the same meal day in and day out. TV CNN CBS Anderson Copper is that way.
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