Topic: I want to get Sea-Monkeys, but how do I make sure my cats don't hurt them?

beckyderp !CATLDyPIBQ started this discussion 13 years ago #25,470

Any ideas for cat-proofing a Sea-Monkey tank?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 32 minutes later[^] [v] #388,321

Put it on a shelf the cats don't climb on.

Meta !PARAdoxiHw joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #388,322

surround it with a small electric fence

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 30 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #388,327

Get a dog instead.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #388,331

Teach the Sea-Monkies to organise into a militia. Let them defend themselves.

doctor dreamworks md !jdTkvovFCQ joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 22 hours later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #388,499

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
statist decadence

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #388,500

@previous (doctor dreamworks md !jdTkvovFCQ)
False dichotomy, ad hominem.

doctor dreamworks md !jdTkvovFCQ replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #388,502

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
expound your argument

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #388,510

@previous (doctor dreamworks md !jdTkvovFCQ)
Great post, you provided a reasoned, thought-out argument for your viewpoint and cited several reliable sources.

beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 2 months later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #410,472

I had a dream about Sea-Monkeys last night, that my cats got into their tank. I think I've decided against it.

kook !!32zdfdzi+ joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #410,474

Get a heavy, proper tank.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #410,475

set the tank into your wall

!KThEOwLwbU joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #410,476

hire an illegal to stand at the tank with a brush and gently push the cats away if they get too close

beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #410,477

@410,474 (kook !!32zdfdzi+)
What would you suggest? Have you owned Sea-Monkeys before?

kook !!32zdfdzi+ replied with this 13 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #410,479

@previous (beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao)
Yes. I used a regular square tank with a light bubbler.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #410,484

Strangle the cats.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13 years ago, 7 hours later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #410,518

Put the cats into diversity training. They need to get over their predjudice against sea-monkeys.

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #410,543

@388,499 (doctor dreamworks md !jdTkvovFCQ)
The Sea-Monkeys have a Constitutional right under the Second Amendment to own and bear arms.

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