Topic: I just ate a whole pineapple.
Anonymous A started this discussion 13 years ago #25,460
How long will it take for my semen to taste better?
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #388,184
It will take 3 years, 8 months, 2 weeks, 5 days, 10 hours, 23 minutes, and 7 seconds.
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TheSheep !kJ.A4PF7.k joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #388,186
If you ate it just for that, well... fuck you...
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #388,187
Did you eat the skin too? That's the most important part.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #388,188
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 58 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #388,193
Be careful the excess fiber will cause uncontrollable Poopfartsâ„¢ but they will smell nice.
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #388,195
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #388,221
@previous (F)
What makes you say that?
@388,188 (A)
It should work within a couple of hours. It's a good idea to rub one out now to flush out the prostate and produce fresh semen with the flavor. It also helps to drink lots of orange juice, and eat lots of honey and strawberries. It's pretty much only effective for 8 hours tops, and if you eat anything else that can affect the flavor than it's pretty much cancels it out.
To summarize: don't eat/drink anything but pineapples, orange juice, strawberries and honey all day so that that's all your body has to work and there are no other flavors, flush out your system to eliminate any old flavors, and your semen will taste really sweet. Also, eat a lot of celery if you're hungry and need a filler. It doesn't affect the flavor, helps flush out your system, and increases semen volume and makes it milky white. Porn star eat a lot of celery for this reason.
What makes you say that?
@388,188 (A)
It should work within a couple of hours. It's a good idea to rub one out now to flush out the prostate and produce fresh semen with the flavor. It also helps to drink lots of orange juice, and eat lots of honey and strawberries. It's pretty much only effective for 8 hours tops, and if you eat anything else that can affect the flavor than it's pretty much cancels it out.
To summarize: don't eat/drink anything but pineapples, orange juice, strawberries and honey all day so that that's all your body has to work and there are no other flavors, flush out your system to eliminate any old flavors, and your semen will taste really sweet. Also, eat a lot of celery if you're hungry and need a filler. It doesn't affect the flavor, helps flush out your system, and increases semen volume and makes it milky white. Porn star eat a lot of celery for this reason.
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 28 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #388,222
@OP
You're supposed to remove the pineapple insides and then put them in your rectum (after an enema). The juice will soak into your prostate.
You're supposed to remove the pineapple insides and then put them in your rectum (after an enema). The juice will soak into your prostate.
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 5 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #388,265
Rimffiti8989 !Ep8pui8Vw2 joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 3 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #388,295
Anonymous G replied with this 13 years ago, 8 hours later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #388,341
@previous (Rimffiti8989 !Ep8pui8Vw2)
I depends on what food. I hear soda, chocolate, and candy can make it taste nasty, while the foods I mentioned are some of the ones that retain their flavor in semen.
And why is your tripcode "faggot"? Everyone knows that one.
I depends on what food. I hear soda, chocolate, and candy can make it taste nasty, while the foods I mentioned are some of the ones that retain their flavor in semen.
And why is your tripcode "faggot"? Everyone knows that one.
