Topic: Do you think Sea-Monkeysâ„¢ are happy in their Ocean Zoosâ„¢?

Anonymous A started this discussion 13 years ago #25,457

Poll option	Votes	Percentage
Yes.	2	17%
No.	1	8%
Only if they have Sea-Monkeyâ„¢ Banana Treatsâ„¢ and Sea-Monkeyâ„¢ Sea-Diamondsâ„¢	9	75%

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 13 years ago, 9 minutes later[^] [v] #388,148

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I did love my sea monkeys, but now they are gone,
I'm not sorry to say their destruction was fun.

It was their fault!
It was their fault!

We attempted to bond over Doctor Who.
They did not like it (neither do you).

It was their fault!!
It was their fault!!

WHIRR!!! WHIRR!!
HOW DO YOU LIKE MY BLENDER?
How do you like being my cloudy water now, sea monkeys?

Anonymous A (OP) triple-posted this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #388,149

Sea of Monkeylove

See a sea of monkeys
swimming swiftly in the brine
'Tis the zen of fish bowl magic
which softly soothes the monkey mind

Monkey sea, monkey dew
Can you feel my love for you

Dew the morning droplets
have gathered 'neath a broken tank
Like the great Titanic
my tiny shrimp hath sank

Monkey sea, monkey dew
Time to say goodbye to you

Where have all the monkeys gone?
To the zoo? Upon the vine?
Only a faded memory of love and
monkeys I can't find

Monkey sea, monkey dew
Nothing left but love for you

Anonymous A (OP) quadruple-posted this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #388,150

a haiku

my mutant monkey
sadly, you are all that's left
too bad you scare me

Anonymous A (OP) quintuple-posted this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #388,151

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I have a batch of Sea Monks,
I love them so, I do,
they swim around, swim
in circles above their little
green tank, so green, and
I love to watch you, to see
your little bodies swimming,
and to see your eyes, your
tiny little eyes, staring,
staring, staring at me
through the plastic that
is your home, oh how
I love you so,
my strange little pets

buspup !!x+kkCmnF4 joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 21 seconds later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #388,152

@388,148 (A)
I like you so much right now.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #388,174

I had some before. It was really fun hatching them, watching them grow and reproduce like crazy. When they all died, I was told to let the water evaporate so that I could refill the aquarium later, which would give me a new set of sea monkeys since the eggs from the pregnant sea monkey had sunken to the bottom. That process all ended when my mother threw it away.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 11 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #388,175

is you a retard

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #388,182

for maximun enjoyment @Op you should always ensure theat ther sea-monekys have about 10% wine added to the wwater

particulyarly if they are the frenche-spanish vairety

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 4 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #388,224

sick thread

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 7 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #388,225

I had Sea-Monkeysâ„¢!

I loved them. I forgot to feed them and they all died but I loved them!

Rimffiti8989 !Ep8pui8Vw2 joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 6 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #388,291

autism thread is autism

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