Topic: butthole kegels pls

Fake Anon !ZkUt8arUCU started this discussion 13 years ago #25,441

Has anyone ever tried these? Do they really work?!

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #387,978

I DID NOT MAKE THIS FUCKING THREAD ARHGHGGH

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 54 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #387,979

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
:')

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #387,980

They do work.
I can lift 12lb dumbbells with my butthole now.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 13 years ago, 25 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #387,981

@previous (D)
Too far.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 29 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #387,982

Because Kegels tighten the butthole muscles as well as the muscles that control the urethra.
In men, this exercise lifts up the testicles, also strengthening the cremaster muscle, as well as the anal sphincter, as the anus is the main area contracted when a Kegel is done. This is because the pubococcygeus muscle begins around the anus and runs up to the urinary sphincter. You can do Kegels anytime in any position and stomach sucking is optional but will also work your abs! Maybe you would like people to say "Nice abs! And tight pucker too! Two thumbs up!" Naked Kegels can make your willy dance too! It is a fun exercise for the hole family!

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 8 seconds later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #387,983

@387,978 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
lol 0/10 the op is clearly the real mark

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #387,984

@387,979 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Not funny
@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Shut up Frank.

Fake Anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 30 seconds later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #387,985

@387,983 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Yes, I'm glad you can see me for who I really am.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #387,986

@previous (Fake Anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
whom*

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #387,988

@387,985 (Fake Anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
The impersonator's rampant negativity is what gives him away. I can always tell it's you by your sunny demeanour. <3

@387,984 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
You're bad at impersonation and doxing. Just stop.

Anonymous E replied with this 13 years ago, 27 seconds later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #387,990

Both you need to do kegels.

Fake Anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 12 seconds later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #387,991

@387,986 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
stop pretending to be me immediately

Fake Anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) double-posted this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #387,993

@387,988 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
So wanna go on a date? I love bronies and I am gay.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 13 years ago, 24 seconds later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #387,995

@387,985 (Fake Anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
@387,988 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
@387,991 (Fake Anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Cease trolling immediately
@387,988 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Shut up Tom.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #387,996

@387,993 (Fake Anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
I thought you'd never ask. :')

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
You're not even making an effort to do a believable impression of him.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 13 years ago, 6 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #387,999

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Michael
Christopher
Matthew
Joshua
Andrew
Daniel
James
David
Joseph
John

One of those is you right?

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #388,000

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Allright, allright, since it matters to you so much, my name is IRL Pasty Ooooarrr Angof Dreckly.

It is a traditional Cornish name.

Fake Anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #388,001

@387,996 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
join skype asap pls

thx

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #388,002

@previous (Fake Anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
no

it is 1:50am and i should probably sleep now

also

don't have skype

Anonymous E replied with this 13 years ago, 20 seconds later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #388,003

@388,001 (Fake Anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

I expect screenshots of the kegel session.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #388,030

@387,978 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Use a secure tripcode, dummy

Anonymous E replied with this 13 years ago, 22 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #388,238

If you are not at this moment vigorously doing butthole kegels, then...

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