Topic: How to get rid of a chick that wants to fuck you badly?
Anonymous A started this discussion 13 years ago#25,439
Its been 2 years! She doesn't give up. You'd think she'd settle back since she's only 22 and has 2 kids already. How do I get rid of this? I'm starting to think she's preventing me from having relationships with people I actually wouldn't mind fucking.
Negi Springfield !ATxpNDGx1Q joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later[^][v]#387,933
Just tell her to leave you alone or you'll press charges.
Call the police or her husband. Call her a cheating whore. Anything you can think of to make her husband hate her.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[^][v]#387,935
If saying no hasn't worked, then have sex (make SURE you wear a condom with spermicide in it...) but do such a bad job of it that she is turned off and realizes you're a shitty lover (make her think this even if you aren't). Don't be mean or abusive or anything, just be bad at sex. Cum early, minimize her pleasure, say lame things, smoke a cigarette after sex (if she's a non-smoker) etc. Try to find out what irritates her and then do that. Play horrible music, just make a bad night and then she will no longer have urges towards you.
Be sure you do this right or it can really blow up in your face. Make it a really shitty date.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 minutes after the original post[^][v]#387,937
That might work, but I don't visit her much. I always come up with excuses when she wants to hang out. When we do hang out, it usually ends with her just wanting more, making me make even more excuses up. I guess I could arrange a hell date, though. Everything would go exactly as she doesn't plan. I was already thinking of making her feel bad about not taking care of her kids properly. I know that's a real turn off with chicks.
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Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 13 minutes later, 32 minutes after the original post[^][v]#387,953
@387,935 (C)
This reminds me of a My Name is Earl episode. OP: If the terrible sex doesn't work, fake your own death. It worked out for Earl. I think.
Anonymous D replied with this 13 years ago, 22 seconds later, 33 minutes after the original post[^][v]#387,954
Tell her you have AIDS
Anonymous C replied with this 13 years ago, 40 seconds later, 33 minutes after the original post[^][v]#387,956
@387,945 (A)
Take her on a date to McDonalds, make her pay, eat your food like a slob and talk about really boring things. Talk about CWC or Kimmo Alm incessantly. Whatever she talks about, be like "oh okay" and then resume talking about CWC.
Just show her the most unromantic night of her life.
Also show up late and say you were late cause you had to take a shit and then re-apply preperation h to your hemorrhoid.
Also tell her how much of a "brony" you are and how you like My Little Pony.
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ashe joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#388,005
say this in a kind of autistic drone with no comma breaks
"i am a brony which you may not be aware is an 18 to 25 year old male fan of the my little pony franchise i watch the cartoon all the time and sometimes wish i were a colorful pony so i could frolic with my friends in the land of equestria but i am merely a man which is okay as well because i can love and tolerate that aspect of my life but anyway my favorite pony is rarity she has a white coat and a purple mane and love fashion she makes really pretty dresses for mares and suits for stallions i wonder what it would be like if she made me one sometimes but not all the time and her friends are twilight sparkle pinkie pie rainbow dash fluttershy and applejack which one do you like the best"
and then when she replies 'i dunno' say this
"applejack is orange"
HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#388,006
She's a slut who had a bunch of kids early, wasn't picky enough about her man and now they're divorced, and all that shit.
Does she actually love you or does she want to hook you as a permanent babysitter for her kids?
If it's the later, she'll poke holes in your condoms and try to get knocked up. Or say if you leave her, she'll make up fake child molestation charges. Bad women and all that shit.