Topic: I recently found out I'm obese. What should I do?

Anonymous A started this discussion 13 years ago #25,422

An anonymous Internet faggot has diagnosed me as obese. What's my next step, fora?

TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #387,706

Assassinate the President.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #387,707

Make more shitposts and not exercise.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 11 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #387,710

Become a fat activist.

Fat rights now!

Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #387,720

Move more, eat less.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #387,741

Well, whatever you're doing now, do the complete opposite.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 26 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #387,752

@previous (F)
Should I stop posting on minichan?

HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 16 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #387,757

Have you tried putting down the fork?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #387,760

@previous (HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q)
In between bites, yes.

Anonymous F replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #387,790

@387,752 (A)

Very possibly so. Especially if you usually eat and post/browse here at the same time.

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Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #387,791

@387,760 (A)
Well, what's your weight and body fat %?

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 8 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #387,835

i like fat guys

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 2 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #387,857

@OP
Anything for (another) bit of attention.

Anonymous C replied with this 13 years ago, 5 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #387,913

OP, try slitting your wrists in the bathtub.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #387,997

@previous (C)
What idiotic advice.

Most of the fat is in his torso. Slit that instead.

Anonymous C replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #387,998

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)

and do butthole kegels

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #388,031

See a doctor about getting appetite suppressants. I don't understand why more people don't do this.

Anonymous C replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #388,053

Eat healthy

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #388,067

@387,998 (C)
Well that's just common sense. You might as well advise him to breathe regularly, while you're at it.

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 20 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #388,072

@OP

> An anonymous Internet faggot has diagnosed me as obese. What's my next step, fora?

get on a scale to prove Internet faggot is correct.

Anonymous C replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #388,073

@388,067 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)

I didn't know about how good butthole kegels were until the -=)(*REAL*)(=- fake anon made a thread.

Every day you learn a new thing. I've been doing them all night since I heard of it.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #388,078

@previous (C)
Yeah, I think that we all had our eyes (and our buttholes!) opened by that thread.

Also, that shitty imposter was funny. Ha ha. What a tool.

Syntax replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #388,080

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
wot did I miss?

Anonymous C replied with this 13 years ago, 20 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #388,257

@OP

So have you been eating right and excercising regularly? We prescribed a regimine for you, including excercises. Please do them and give us daily progress messages!

Minichan