Topic: FAO: ladies and queers

Anonymous A started this discussion 13 years ago #25,381

Would you rather date Leonidas or postmortem?

Poll option	Votes	Percentage	Graph
Leonidas	4	36%
postmortem	7	64%

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #387,250

Oh god neither. Both would be an utter nightmare.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 14 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #387,254

@previous (B)
You must choose.

Anonymous B replied with this 13 years ago, 9 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #387,257

@previous (A)
Ok. Leonidas. Anything to not have to deal with the pompous faglord that is postmortem.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #387,258

@previous (B)
I agree. There are also restraining orders, which makes Leonidas more attractive.

squeegee !first/o5zA joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 38 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #387,264

just based on looks i'm going to go with suicide

Leonidas !nBpim1wazU joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 33 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #387,266

@387,258 (A)

I didn't make this thread.

I'm also actually fucking picky about women.

squeegee !first/o5zA replied with this 13 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #387,270

@previous (Leonidas !nBpim1wazU)
let me guess, your criteria start and end with being salty.

Anonymous D replied with this 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #387,271

@previous (squeegee !first/o5zA)

She's too extraverted. I'd want someone with a true hatred of humanity.

Postmortem joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 25 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #387,273

I wouldn't date any of you peasants anyway.

PrincePostmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ double-posted this 13 years ago, 10 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #387,274

@387,271 (D)
Extroverted, it's with an "o", not an "a", peasent.

DXMeowth joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 59 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #387,291

@387,273 (Postmortem)
What about me baby? [insert wink face here]

PrincePostmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ replied with this 13 years ago, 9 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #387,292

@previous (DXMeowth)
Listen Peasent, your pleasantries regarding my nature were flattering indeed, and I thank you for them. Howethever, my heart is still quite taken with a certain lady.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 18 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #387,300

@387,250 (B)

> Oh god neither. Both would be an utter nightmare.

most terrifying question of the century

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 4 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #387,311

> implying that it's a difficult choice

Say what you want about him, but at least postmortem's not a creepy autist stalker.

@387,266 (Leonidas !nBpim1wazU)
> I'm also actually fucking picky about women.
lol. You'd go after any woman who was even slightly nice to you.

(Edited 36 seconds later.)

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 14 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #387,417

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Yes this was a grate quote.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 22 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #387,569

The average woman would rather go to grope with a bucket of vomit than spend five seconds on a date with either.

Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ replied with this 13 years ago, 1 day later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #387,723

@previous (I)
False.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 43 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #387,734

@previous (Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+)
You're right. Three seconds.

Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ replied with this 13 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #387,781

@previous (J)
No, I don't mean that. I don't think you can grope a liquid. Or do you mean just the whole bucket? It seems awkward in my head.

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