Topic: Hey guys watching this!
Anonymous A started this discussion 13 years ago #25,350
my names is Michael and I would love to reenact this with you. I have often ordered marble cake from a local catering shop so that i can sit in it and fart. Unfortunately I can no longer get hard to this or produce a fart without shitting all over the cake which makes it very hard to eat afterwards (although I still do). I would love to pay a lot of money to fly any man out to me who is willing to fart on my marble cake. The only condition is that I am allowed to be naked an touching myself while filming you fart on the cake. Unfortunately we will not be able to upload this video to the internet because I will be grunt and moaning during the filming and would like to keep it to for my own private viewing. Honestly though, please call me if you can do this, it is the only way I will be able to launch my shuttle into orbit. 978-335-2424 ;)
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