Topic: ITT we design Aspie dating profiles
Mindwurms !!4IKKtS9GG started this discussion 15 years ago #2,534
Profile pic (upload)
About Me:
Height:
Age:
Smoker/Drinker (specify frequency):
Body Type:
Religion
Hobbies:
Profession:
Who I am looking for:
First Date:
About Me:
Height:
Age:
Smoker/Drinker (specify frequency):
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Religion
Hobbies:
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Who I am looking for:
First Date:
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later[^] [v] #47,243
> Profile pic (upload) look at a pic of tour mother's twat
> About Me: I like crepes
> Height: 6'2
> Age: 29
> Smoker/Drinker (specify frequency): non smoker/alcoholic
> Body Type: just normal
> Religion atheist fundamentalist non Jew baptist
> Hobbies: drinking...a lot
> Profession: fucking slacker/exploitationist/semi-war profiteer
> Who I am looking for: hot,vagina,STD a plus
> First Date: I will take you somewhere and not pay. The whole time I will ask uncomfortable questions and receive several interrupting phone calls. Don't expect anything spectacular...at all.
> About Me: I like crepes
> Height: 6'2
> Age: 29
> Smoker/Drinker (specify frequency): non smoker/alcoholic
> Body Type: just normal
> Religion atheist fundamentalist non Jew baptist
> Hobbies: drinking...a lot
> Profession: fucking slacker/exploitationist/semi-war profiteer
> Who I am looking for: hot,vagina,STD a plus
> First Date: I will take you somewhere and not pay. The whole time I will ask uncomfortable questions and receive several interrupting phone calls. Don't expect anything spectacular...at all.
Mindwurms !!4IKKtS9GG (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #47,247
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #47,248
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ double-posted this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #47,250
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That is all true too. I have done that before.
That is all true too. I have done that before.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #47,251
Is it okay not to answer all of them? ;_;
hamfist !!PRJFHZ7kb joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 26 minutes later, 46 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #47,262
About Me: I am a cynical human. I probably don't like you. I like Japanese culture and my goal is to live there and draw anime (Japanese cartoons to you bakas) one day.Height: 5"5
Age: 42
Smoker/Drinker: NO!!!
Body Type: XXX
Religion: I don't believe in fairy-tales [or something smug like that]
Hobbies: Drawing, 4chan (don't ask if you don't know), manga and anime, video games, TV
Profession: Cashier at GameStop
Who I am looking for: Somebody who is a hardcore gamer and doesn't read mainstream crap like Naruto.
First Date: We'll go to the bookstore and I'll browse the manga section, pick a couple of volumes, and read them. Then I'll go to the magazine section and read some gamer magazines. Every thirty minutes I'll laugh and explain to you the joke in the manga.
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Timber Nigger !faggot joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 53 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #47,264
@47,243 (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
I'm a southern baptist too! Maybe we could get together with my pastor and discuss how you're totally not going to hell for being a (half) kike.
I'm a southern baptist too! Maybe we could get together with my pastor and discuss how you're totally not going to hell for being a (half) kike.
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Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #47,271
About Me: hello i am a furry and i like 2 yiff okHeight: 5/9
Age: 18
Smoker/Drinker (specify frequency): mountian dew
Body Type: more 2 love and flowing long greasey hair
Religion: otaku god
Hobbies: masterbateing
Profession: i eat alot lol
Who I am looking for: i am lookeing for a yiff partner
First Date: anal penetration
Anonymous G double-posted this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #47,274
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 7 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #47,275
Anonymous G replied with this 15 years ago, 44 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #47,276
BRAD !!7wsqJz84l joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #47,287
About Me: Hi my name is Brad. I enjoy the calm sounds of classical music (note : NOT fucking neoclassical, I do not listen to fucking neoclassical music). People say I'm a real nice guy to be around, I like my family ALOT. I have a very specific schedule that involves moderating an online board at a consistent pace. I take pride in the small things in life, like rocks. If you find this funny you can go straight to hell. I've been a rock collector for a few years. I have aspergers syndrome and I am a HIGH functioning autistic. I don't use drugs and I don't need my fucking medication to function correctly. I will drive but my car has a fursuit in the back and it smells because I haven't washed it for quite awhile. My washer broke. I like the smell of burning potatoes and I frequently eat them. Sorry this may be long winded but you'll just have to deal with how high functioning I am and how high functioning you are not. Loser.Height: 4'3
Age: 22
Smoker/Drinker (specify frequency): None, don't your dirty lung whores try to message me, I WILL block you and report you to the administrator which I personally know.
Body Type: Built like a rock you could say, I may be puny but I got some muscle. Been lifting fifteen pound weights since yesterday.
Religion : I don't believe in religion because I am a high functioning person and therefore I need no religion you dolt.
Hobbies: Rock collecting, fur suit cosplay, animes with big robots, milking my lizard betty, moderating one of the greatest websites in the world.
Profession: Walmart (Good pay by the way, It's a great job and I hope to get a raise soon. The kids are annoying though, I'm glad my real dad left me, he couldn't handle how much of a high functioning autistic I am so they gave me chinese parents.
Who I am looking for: A woman who can love as much as I do, but she needs to articulate the delicacies that I specifically strive towards.
First Date: My mom for the prom. She looks pretty young and it was a great time overall.
Thanks.
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 29 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #47,301
Profile pic: Somewhat related.About Me: Facilitating a soul in need is what warms my heart and keeps me cozy.
Height: 5'7
Age:
Smoker/Drinker (specify frequency): None.
Body Type: Normal.
Religion: Making wishes when I see a rainbow, 11:11, 3 sneezes, an eyelash that came off, and other eldritch things!
Hobbies: Caring and loving you.
Profession: Being your friend.
Who I am looking for: A person with 2 or less mental illnesses. LOL.
First Date: Carnival! I just want to do that ferris wheel thing.
psychopath !PSYCHOhc32 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 18 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #47,327
About Me: Is fan of Nordic due to much family from nordic land
Height: 6'3"/190cm
Age: 16
Smoker/Drinker (specify frequency): Vodka
Body Type: Fat.
Religion: Nihilist Atheist
Hobbies: Internet, Video Games, listening to Black Metal
Profession: Unemployed
Who I am looking for: girls with blonde hair and blue eyes.
First Date: Finnish foreign exchange girl who had Aspergers as well so I got her rather quickly.
Height: 6'3"/190cm
Age: 16
Smoker/Drinker (specify frequency): Vodka
Body Type: Fat.
Religion: Nihilist Atheist
Hobbies: Internet, Video Games, listening to Black Metal
Profession: Unemployed
Who I am looking for: girls with blonde hair and blue eyes.
First Date: Finnish foreign exchange girl who had Aspergers as well so I got her rather quickly.
Falco !PZmcClOUDk replied with this 15 years ago, 30 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #47,366
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Leonidas !nBpim1wazU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 11 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #47,394
@previous (psychopath !PSYCHOhc32)
> I'd rather be a fat White than a starving African.
Africans are not starving. They are skinny, only, because they have AIDS. Think Steve Jobs.
> I'd rather be a fat White than a starving African.
Africans are not starving. They are skinny, only, because they have AIDS. Think Steve Jobs.