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Topic: Did Taylor Swift and Harry Styles break up because of his foreskin?

Valdair !H0DYeRe3gg started this discussion 13 years ago #25,271

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Harry broke it off himself because, he told pals, he was “sick and tired of Taylor nagging him about clipping his...” er,...well, his...er, untrimmed whatsit!

Said my source close to Styles: “Taylor didn’t like the fact that English-born Harry was not circumcised – she even suggested he undergo surgery!”

But from the very first time Taylor brought it up...er, mentioned it, “Harry made it clear he had no intention of changing anything. He asked her not to mention it again. But Taylor never missed the chance to poke fun or make a comment. At first, Harry just rolled his eyes and tried to ignore her, but the final straw came when she suggested once again that he get...snipped!”

Irritated that Taylor couldn’t accept his natural self, Harry CUT IT OFF...the relationship, that is! (Mother always said, avoid snippy girls!)

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 5 minutes later[^] [v] #386,151

Looks like the Jews win again!

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 3 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #386,175

Taylor Swift only dates people so she can write a song about the breakup.

Considering how inappropriate it is as a breakup reason, it'll be a funny song.

Icarus !!fxtF/31b/ joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 27 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #386,180

"The First Cut Is The Deepest" Sheryl Crow.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 52 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #386,186

Foreskinist Oppressors

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 47 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #386,192

> implying her wholesome "white" girl shtick wasn't a ploy so that she could move into pop music and do duets with nigger and encourage girls to blanda upp

Valdair !H0DYeRe3gg (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #386,193

@previous (F)
what

Anonymous F replied with this 13 years ago, 9 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #386,195

> Her father, Scott Kingsley Swift, is a Merrill Lynch financial adviser.
> Swift was given a gender-neutral name because her mother believed it would help her forge a successful business career.
> her maternal grandmother, Marjorie Moehlenkamp
> LGBT support
> Swift opposes LGBT discrimination. Following the 2008 murder of Larry King, she recorded a Gay, Lesbian and Straight Education Network PSA to combat hate crimes. On the first anniversary of King's death, Swift told Seventeen that her parents taught her "never to judge others based on whom they love, what color their skin is, or their religion". In 2011, the music video for Swift's anti-bullying song "Mean" dealt in part with homophobia in high schools; the video was later nominated for an MTV VMA social activism award. The New York Times believes she is part of "a new wave of young (and mostly straight) women who are providing the soundtrack for a generation of gay fans coming to terms with their identity in a time of turbulent and confusing cultural messages".
> In 2007, she launched a campaign to protect children from online predators, in partnership with the Tennessee Association of Chiefs of Police.
> Following President Obama's inauguration, she told Rolling Stone that she supported the president
> Swift later described the First Lady as "a role model".

She is certainly a Judaizer, with a possibility of being Jewish.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 11 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #386,274

Externally hosted image

DXMeowth joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 8 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #386,367

On a serious matter, how does someone accumulate so much smegma? I don't understand how someone can let their dick just...

green joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #386,409

Will they ever get back together?

DXMeowth replied with this 13 years ago, 38 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #386,417

@previous (green)
They are [never] ever ever getting back together.

HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 8 months later, 8 months after the original post[^] [v] #447,804

lol leonidas

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 10 hours later, 8 months after the original post[^] [v] #447,896

@386,274 (G)
@386,409 (green)
@386,417 (DXMeowth)
lol'd

bookshelf !!kiAcICU2z joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 10 hours later, 8 months after the original post[^] [v] #447,946

@386,151 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
wow
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