Topic: Shitposters, how do I shitpost?
Anonymous A started this discussion 13 years ago #25,191
I want to shitpost, but I feel like I'm just incapable of posting anything except high-quality posts. Can anyone help?
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #385,073
Start simple. Pick a sexual organ or repulsive bodily fluid and post excessively about it. You'll be one of Minichan's finest shitposters in no time.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 26 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #385,076
It's a very refined art, one which cannot be taught. Sorry.
NoPubeTeen !!eQYNW5H/N joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 12 minutes later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #385,077
What you need to do is hide in a swimming baths changing rooms.
Wait for the elderly lady hour.
Listen very carefully for the sounds their bodies make. A range of farts, toots, slaps, wobbles.
You'll hear a sound that makes a great onomatopoeia and then just repeat it.
Like when I did it I heard an old ladies fart escape and wobble her flappy thigh skin and it sounded like "FLURURURUMP" and I shitpost that.
Wait for the elderly lady hour.
Listen very carefully for the sounds their bodies make. A range of farts, toots, slaps, wobbles.
You'll hear a sound that makes a great onomatopoeia and then just repeat it.
Like when I did it I heard an old ladies fart escape and wobble her flappy thigh skin and it sounded like "FLURURURUMP" and I shitpost that.
NoPubeTeen !!eQYNW5H/N double-posted this 13 years ago, 17 seconds later, 42 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #385,078
UNLIMITED FLURURURUMP?
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 8 minutes later, 51 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #385,079
1. Disregard all punctuation and grammar.
2. Like @385,073 (B) said, include a sex organ or body function.
3. Use random (out of place) markup syntax.
Follow these three steps and you'll be on your way!
2. Like @385,073 (B) said, include a sex organ or body function.
3. Use random (out of place) markup syntax.
Follow these three steps and you'll be on your way!
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #385,096
idk
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 18 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #385,099
TheSheep !kJ.A4PF7.k joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 15 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #385,106
I wouldn't know @OP I can't do it either :(
squeegee joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #385,107
squeegee was here
Meta !PARAdoxiHw joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #385,135
You'll need at least a baccalaureate degree in a Romance language.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #385,136
Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 7 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #385,137
Meta !PARAdoxiHw replied with this 13 years ago, 7 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #385,139
RandPaul2016 !4EB6xd.Oos joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 2 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #385,155
LOL!
Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 38 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #385,177
Is an arts
Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 20 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #385,311
Anonymous G replied with this 13 years ago, 9 months later, 9 months after the original post[^] [v] #451,903
Meta replied with this 13 years ago, 11 minutes later, 9 months after the original post[^] [v] #451,906
@OP
It can't be done. The Board uses an AI named TrollBuster2000™ which parses syntax and contextually references grammar, spelling, context, and word choice to automatically IP rangeban shitposters. The mods are really just symbolic figureheads; The Board does all the dirty work.
It can't be done. The Board uses an AI named TrollBuster2000™ which parses syntax and contextually references grammar, spelling, context, and word choice to automatically IP rangeban shitposters. The mods are really just symbolic figureheads; The Board does all the dirty work.
Tesco Cider Advertisement joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 day later, 9 months after the original post[^] [v] #452,186
My shitpost brings all the boys to the yard.