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Topic: I'm drinking a protein shake.

postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ started this discussion 13 years ago #24,893

Protein powder, milk, and a banana. I'm not amused, but I gotta get buff somehow.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #382,622

Really? What type did you get? Every powder I've had tastes good--like cookie dough.

What types of powder do you use? Generally...
Whey: after workout. Casein: before bed.

TheSheep !kJ.A4PF7.k joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 12 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #382,623

You'll just get fat if you don't work out.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 17 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #382,624

Is this some sort of euphemism?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 40 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #382,626

@382,622 (B)
Gnc Mass XXX, it doesn't taste terrible, a bit like malt. I think the banana kind of ruined it for me.

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #382,627

@382,623 (TheSheep !kJ.A4PF7.k)
I run, do ab workouts, and stretches every day. Then every other day I do all that and weight training.

Anonymous B replied with this 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #382,630

@previous (A)
What are your lift stats?

postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #382,635

@previous (B)
I'm gonna sound like a total newb here. I don't know. I just use dumbbells, so I'm not sure what I could actually lift. I just do a shitton of repetitions.

Anonymous B replied with this 13 years ago, 7 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #382,649

@previous (postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+)
How many reps?

As a beginner, you should be lifting for strength. That means low reps (like 5) and higher weights. As you start out, the weight you can do will increase rapidly because your CNS is adapting to recruit mroe muscle fibers.

After you get a solid foundation, then you can lift for hypertrophy (8+ reps). Doing high reps before then is a waste of time because you are not fully recruiting your muscle fibers anyway.

postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #382,655

@previous (B)
15 pound weights, I do about 20 of each exercise I do around 5 times each. Also a myriad of push ups.

Anonymous B replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #382,658

@previous (postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+)
Yeah, way too many reps.

Don't waste your time with pushups. After a certain point calisthenics are just cardio.

Get a proper gym membership. YOu need to be adding weight not reps during each workout.

postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 6 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #382,668

@previous (B)
I figured I was getting a workout from using the dumbbells. Am I not?

Anonymous B replied with this 13 years ago, 43 seconds later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #382,670

@previous (postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+)
Forget it.

postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #382,672

@previous (B)
Look, I don't want to be wasting my time. But I can't really afford a gym membership right now.

Anonymous B replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #382,673

@previous (postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+)
Is 15 lbs the heaviest weights you have?

postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 39 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #382,675

@previous (B)
Yeah. I remember doing P90X and it was pretty much all dumbbells when it came to weight training. Wouldn't it just mean I'm going to have to spend more time exercising?

squeegee !first/o5zA joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 58 seconds later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #382,676

don't for get to do pushups. get up to 1000 a day.
also try deltas and inclines.
lot's of ways to work out for free.

Anonymous B replied with this 13 years ago, 41 seconds later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #382,678

@382,675 (postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+)
No. It doesn't work like that.

With 15 lbs you can forget about seeing visible changes. Ever.

Doesn't your college have a gym? Almost all of them do.

Anonymous B double-posted this 13 years ago, 18 seconds later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #382,679

@382,676 (squeegee !first/o5zA)
That's horrible advice.

postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 48 seconds later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #382,680

@382,678 (B)
Fuck. Well alright.

squeegee !first/o5zA replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 43 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #382,681

@382,675 (postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+)
no, if you want to gain strength you need to lift progressively heavier weight.
that being said if you can't do a full set of delta pushups then you don't need heavy weights yet.
what you have would be great for tricep curls and all that, uh, over the head press business.

postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 30 seconds later, 43 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #382,682

@382,679 (B)
www.livestrong.com/article/337454-the-pushups-needed-per-day-to-get-buff/

This though?

Anonymous B replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 45 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #382,683

@previous (postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+)
Just read the book "Starting Strength". I'm not going to keep repeating myself.

postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 6 minutes later, 52 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #382,688

@previous (B)
I'll check out my college's gym tomorrow.

green joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 35 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #382,703

@382,624 (D)
Yes. In the homosexual community, when a guy asks for a protein shake it means he wants to suck cock. I think postmortem is trying to come out.

green double-posted this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #382,706

@382,688 (postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+)
And here is an obvious case of latent homosexuality. He is only going to the gym to get his fix of 'protein shakes'.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 33 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #382,721

@OP
Do you even lift?

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 3 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #382,753

protein farts
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