Topic: Hey Def/Syntax
Anonymous A started this discussion 13 years ago #24,814
You have claimed all of the following over the past 10 years or so, beginning at Bianca, and up to today here and at the Ward. Could you please tell us more about these incredible adventures of yours?
1. You live in three beach mansions simultaneously, which are connected by secret underground tunnels.
2. Your neighbor's koi pond is really yours.
3. You are 30 years old.
4. You do not wear hearing aids.
5. You were a US government spy stationed in the USSR.
6. You were close friends with Col. Oliver North, then testified against him in court and got him convicted.
7. You received personal phone calls from several US Presidents, asking you for policy.
8. You traveled the world with Robert Mondavi on a luxurious wine tour.
9. You are singlehandedly responsible for the careers of several major Hollywood actors and actresses.
10. You won an IronMan triathlon three times.
11. You survived 3.5 plane crashes.
12. You were in the Army when your plane crashed over Cambodia during the war. Using only a single machete and your unsurpassed survival skills, you managed both to hack your way out of the jungle, AND to singlehandedly defeat the Khmer Rouge and win the Cambodian War.
13. You are an expert chef who is close, personal friends with Wolfgang Puck, and personally trained him how to cook.
14. You are personally responsible for maintaining the US's entire array of spy satellites.
15. You re a multi-billionaire.
16. More to come.
1. You live in three beach mansions simultaneously, which are connected by secret underground tunnels.
2. Your neighbor's koi pond is really yours.
3. You are 30 years old.
4. You do not wear hearing aids.
5. You were a US government spy stationed in the USSR.
6. You were close friends with Col. Oliver North, then testified against him in court and got him convicted.
7. You received personal phone calls from several US Presidents, asking you for policy.
8. You traveled the world with Robert Mondavi on a luxurious wine tour.
9. You are singlehandedly responsible for the careers of several major Hollywood actors and actresses.
10. You won an IronMan triathlon three times.
11. You survived 3.5 plane crashes.
12. You were in the Army when your plane crashed over Cambodia during the war. Using only a single machete and your unsurpassed survival skills, you managed both to hack your way out of the jungle, AND to singlehandedly defeat the Khmer Rouge and win the Cambodian War.
13. You are an expert chef who is close, personal friends with Wolfgang Puck, and personally trained him how to cook.
14. You are personally responsible for maintaining the US's entire array of spy satellites.
15. You re a multi-billionaire.
16. More to come.
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #381,650
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 7 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #381,759
It's funny because Def is a bigger list than Matt.
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Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #381,796
@OP
It seems that you are literally obsessed over this man.
It seems that you are literally obsessed over this man.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 13 hours later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #381,993
bump
Anonymous B replied with this 13 years ago, 6 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #381,995
★henn★ joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #382,075
thanks