Topic: Hey Def/Syntax
Anonymous A started this discussion 13 years ago #24,811
Could you tell us about the time that your military plane was shot down over Cambodia during the war, and how you parachuted out, then hacked your way out of the jungle, and defeated the Khmer Rouge, using only a single machete? I am not Indy, and I a,m not mocking you. It sounds fucking incredible, and I want to know more please.
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 15 minutes later[^] [v] #381,625
And tell us how you tied an onion to your belt, which was the style at the time.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #381,626
And tell us how you've been personally involved in everything important ever.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 56 seconds later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #381,627
Sup MAtt
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Falco !a7Q.SWNEJw joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 19 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #381,637
and how you fucked a lion and a zebra at the same time?
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Syntax replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #381,662
@OP
> Could you tell us about the time that your military plane was shot down over Cambodia during the war, and how you parachuted out, then hacked your way out of the jungle, and defeated the Khmer Rouge, using only a single machete? I am not Indy, and I a,m not mocking you. It sounds fucking incredible, and I want to know more please.
Sure sure Indy Pindy you're not You anymore. Virtual exact copy of years past by you.
I did not parachute out of the plane. It crashed and of the 7 aboard I was the only one who made it out alive nor did I get more then minor scratches but a lot of bleeding and maybe cause my Heart was at Max pump and wood not stop pumping for maybe 20 minutes.
Not heavy jungle nor did I have more then a pen knife so no hacking way out. Was NOT a military plane in that it was not owned by US Military. Wood never hurt any Khmer Rouge, but wood have loved to kick their leader in the ass. I was actually an employee of Hughes Malibu Research labs on assignment, trying to burn up as much of Robert McNamara's billion++ bucks he gave us to locate Viet Cong underground tunnels using the invention of ground penetration radar, well it was really Steered beam Synthetic Aperture Radar. The beginnings of anyway. To take photos that today look as if optical but can see rite into that Hovel Flop house hotel you live in with one hanging lite bulb.
> Could you tell us about the time that your military plane was shot down over Cambodia during the war, and how you parachuted out, then hacked your way out of the jungle, and defeated the Khmer Rouge, using only a single machete? I am not Indy, and I a,m not mocking you. It sounds fucking incredible, and I want to know more please.
Sure sure Indy Pindy you're not You anymore. Virtual exact copy of years past by you.
I did not parachute out of the plane. It crashed and of the 7 aboard I was the only one who made it out alive nor did I get more then minor scratches but a lot of bleeding and maybe cause my Heart was at Max pump and wood not stop pumping for maybe 20 minutes.
Not heavy jungle nor did I have more then a pen knife so no hacking way out. Was NOT a military plane in that it was not owned by US Military. Wood never hurt any Khmer Rouge, but wood have loved to kick their leader in the ass. I was actually an employee of Hughes Malibu Research labs on assignment, trying to burn up as much of Robert McNamara's billion++ bucks he gave us to locate Viet Cong underground tunnels using the invention of ground penetration radar, well it was really Steered beam Synthetic Aperture Radar. The beginnings of anyway. To take photos that today look as if optical but can see rite into that Hovel Flop house hotel you live in with one hanging lite bulb.