Anonymous A started this discussion 13 years ago#24,798
Do you eat too fast or are overweight? Perhaps you tried diet and exercise, but these failed you.
Science has shown that just by eating slower you can lower your weight and live a more healthier life.
But maybe you tried this too and failed. Well, what if I told you that there was a product that can help train you to eat slower one meal at a time?
It's called Hapifork, the fork that vibrates in your mouth. If you're eating too fast, it goes off and informs you that you are. Learn to eat slower and become a more healthy human being, ya fat fuck.
Icarus !!fxtF/31b/ joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 25 minutes later[^][v]#381,487
Cheaper alternative, use fork in other hand or better, use chopsticks when possible.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^][v]#381,490
You should just make smaller portions.
Icarus !!fxtF/31b/ replied with this 13 years ago, 11 minutes later, 38 minutes after the original post[^][v]#381,491
@previous (C)
The difficulty is self discipline with all these things. Given the discipline none of this would be necessary - We would all eat appropriately and exercise regularly. Hence diets and gadgets are just gimmicks for most people. A monthly injected drug that makes you violently sick if you over-eat would be far better. Rather like a nine inch steel spike in the middle of the steering wheel to curb speeding drivers. lolol
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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#381,508
@previous (Icarus !!fxtF/31b/) > A monthly injected drug that makes you violently sick if you over-eat would be far better.
That sounds kind of inhuman to be honest.
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Syntax joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 23 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#381,513
Anyone notice this in fyne print?
Counter starts on April 1st, 2013
April 1st eh
Hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm being skeptical about web offers but admit after reading specs I B impressed cept electronics in mouth? Expensive design problem with several possible long term issues that Attorneys look 4ward2
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#381,527
@381,508 (A)
A darn sight better than having your stomach stapled or starving yourself. You only make yourself by gluttony.
Icarus !!fxtF/31b/ double-posted this 13 years ago, 38 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#381,538
Syntax replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#381,541
@381,527 (E)
I try so hard to get across a simple message on weight control
Keep the Fat content down because Fat has almost 2X Calories as non fat anything.
Exercise... cause it burns calories
Exercise can also get you damn HIGH Runners high from Swimming Walking enough miles/tyme daily or any form of Aerobic exercise.
Swing Dancing of course is Aerobic IF you keep on dancing for at least 20 minutes to move in2 Aerobic mode. And you have a partner who smiles n hugs and for them who want more there is more.
Or one can sit in basement on computer and get fat.
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Icarus !!fxtF/31b/ replied with this 13 years ago, 12 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#381,546
For the first time ever, overweight people outnumber average people in America. Doesn't that make overweight the average then? Last month you were fat, now you're average - hey, let's get a pizza!
Syntax replied with this 13 years ago, 40 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^][v]#381,548
@previous (Icarus !!fxtF/31b/)
Same argument can hold for USA as killing machine world wide for wars. Or at home. > Doesn't that make war ok and homicide in USA ok because its average then?